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(Heavyweight) Guteq defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Friday, September 12, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 645 pounds (293 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is Guteq!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Guteq comes out fighting.

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+Kevin tattoos Guteq with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Guteq shakes Kevin with a series of solid punches to the ribs!
+Guteq hits with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
+Kevin attacks with a volley of light blows to the stomach. Guteq gets mad!
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+Kevin hits Guteq with a off balance jab to the ribs!!
+Guteq hurts Kevin with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
+Guteq catches Kevin with a pair of powerful blows to the chest. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Kevin fires a flurry of hard shots to the chest.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of blows to the stomach!
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+Guteq connects with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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+Guteq lands a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Guteq lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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+Guteq pummels Kevin with a uppercut to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 28 of 33 punches, and Guteq landed 44 of 47 punches.

Guteq won the round 10-9

Guteq is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Guteq doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Guteq comes out fighting.

+Guteq annoys Kevin with a flurry of stinging blows to the stomach.
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+Kevin tosses a series of glancing punches to the chest!
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+Kevin lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Guteq charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
+Guteq hurts Kevin with a barrage of shots to the stomach!!
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+Guteq catches Kevin with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
+Kevin tags Guteq with a roundhouse to the solar plexus. Guteq backpedals to his own corner.
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-Guteq lunges with a jab to the stomach, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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+Kevin annoys Guteq with a loud cross to the ribs.
-Guteq charges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Guteq strikes with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Guteq throws a pair of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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-Guteq fires a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Kevin hits Guteq with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Guteq hammers Kevin with a stinging uppercut to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 32 of 33 punches, and Guteq landed 30 of 45 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Guteq fights inside. (inside)

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-Guteq lunges with a volley of left blows to the face, but loses his balance.
+Kevin slams Guteq with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus! Guteq ignores it.
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+Guteq fires a quick jab to the nose.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Guteq punches Kevin with a pair of off balance shots to the jaw.
+Guteq hammers Kevin with a stinging uppercut to the face! Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Guteq lands a decisive left blow to the head and Kevin is knocked down!!

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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Kevin attacks with a pair of light punches to the chest. Guteq beats a hasty retreat.
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+Guteq takes charge with a volley of stiff punches to the nose. Kevin ignores it.
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+Guteq hurts Kevin with a flurry of punches to the eye. Kevin is hurt!
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+Guteq punches Kevin with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
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+Kevin hurts Guteq with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
+Kevin rocks Guteq with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Kevin lands a volley of nasty punches to the chest. Guteq quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 32 punches, and Guteq landed 27 of 38 punches.

Guteq won the round 10-8

Guteq is winning the fight 29-27


Kevin is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Guteq is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Guteq covers up.

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-Kevin charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Kevin smashes Guteq with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus!
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Kevin lands a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. Guteq retreats to the far corner.
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+Guteq hits with a pair of nasty shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 29 punches, and Guteq landed 7 of 7 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Guteq is winning the fight 38-37


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Guteq is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Guteq covers up.

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-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Guteq hides behind his gloves.
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+Kevin punches Guteq with a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Guteq gets mad!
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-Kevin launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Guteq steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin connects with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 30 punches, and Guteq landed 4 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Guteq is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq covers up.

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-Kevin fires a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Kevin tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Kevin lands a series of powerful punches to the chest.
-Kevin tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Guteq narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Kevin paws a right left to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Kevin pops Guteq with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Guteq beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin pummels Guteq with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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+Kevin hammers Guteq with a pair of mean punches to the chest. Guteq hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kevin suprises Guteq with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 57 punches, and Guteq landed 4 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 57-56


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Guteq is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq covers up.

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-Kevin probes with a cross to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Guteq escapes.
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+Kevin thumps Guteq with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Kevin fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Kevin connects with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
-Kevin paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Guteq takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin drills Guteq with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
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-Kevin throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Kevin tries to land a left jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Kevin tries a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Guteq ducks.
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+Kevin shakes Guteq with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 27 of 52 punches, and Guteq landed 4 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 67-65


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq covers up.

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-Kevin attacks with a straight right to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin solidly lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Kevin tosses a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
+Kevin pokes Guteq with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Guteq beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin paws a left hook to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Kevin tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Guteq grazes Kevin with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Guteq ducks just in time.
+Kevin throws a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin lunges with a right roundhouse to the chest, but Guteq takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin drills Guteq with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 26 of 56 punches, and Guteq landed 5 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 77-74


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin clocks Guteq with a mean jab to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin backs up Guteq with a series of off balance shots to the chest. Guteq is hurt!
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+Kevin stuns Guteq with a loud straight right to the solar plexus.
+Kevin hits Guteq with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin clocks Guteq with a barrage of painful blows to the solar plexus. Guteq seems wobbly!
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+Kevin hits Guteq with a barrage of quick blows to the chest!!
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Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin jolts Guteq with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Guteq attacks with a roundhouse to the chin, but Kevin ducks.
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+Kevin pummels Guteq with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Guteq launches a uppercut to the face, but goes wide.
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+Kevin fires a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Guteq annoys Kevin with a stiff uppercut to the jaw. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Guteq throws a volley of right shots to the eye, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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+Kevin annoys Guteq with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Guteq connects with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
+Guteq shakes Kevin with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 55 of 55 punches, and Guteq landed 15 of 31 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 87-83


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin lands a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
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-Guteq probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Guteq backs up Kevin with a uppercut to the eye.
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-Guteq tries to land a roundhouse to the jaw, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Guteq lands a barrage of stiff shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Guteq landed 14 of 29 punches.

Guteq won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 96-93


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Kevin fires a stinging left to the chest.
-Guteq attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Kevin jolts Guteq with a straight right to the ribs! Guteq shakes his head to clear it.
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+Kevin clocks Guteq with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
+Kevin annoys Guteq with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs!! Guteq hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Guteq charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Kevin tattoos Guteq with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Guteq hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Guteq smacks Kevin with a series of stinging blows to the eye.
+Kevin lands a volley of loud punches to the ribs! Guteq ignores it.
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+Guteq solidly lands a flurry of painful shots to the head.
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+Kevin hits Guteq with a left to the ribs!
+Kevin drills Guteq with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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+Kevin tosses a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin belts Guteq with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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BELL
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The doctor won't let I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin continue the fight! Guteq wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Guteq 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Guteq 10-8
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: Guteq 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Guteq 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Guteq 10-8
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: Guteq 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Guteq 10-8
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: Guteq 10-9

Guteq wins by a technical knockout!