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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated alex mallinson by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, September 11, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 354 pounds (161 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 337 pounds (153 kilograms) is alex mallinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of shots to the face, but Mallinson deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Mallinson deftly avoits it.
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-Mallinson attacks with a pair of left shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of right punches to the nose, but Mallinson steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Mallinson ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and alex mallinson landed 3 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mallinson doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a left jab to the eye, but Mallinson hides behind his gloves.
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-Mallinson paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of right blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and alex mallinson landed 3 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mallinson doesn't want to stop fighting! He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the head, but Mallinson hides behind his gloves.
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-Mallinson lashes out with a series of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of left blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Mallinson blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mallinson doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a left uppercut to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Mallinson attempts a left cross to the ribs, but misses.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Mallinson hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a right to the eye, but Mallinson takes it in the forearms.
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-Mallinson attempts a barrage of shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker tries a right hook to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the nose, but Mallinson quickly backs away.
-Crazyfucker launches a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye.

The doctor won't let alex mallinson continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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