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(Heavyweight) Kinetic defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Thursday, September 11, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 645 pounds (293 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 241 pounds (109 kilograms) is Kinetic!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a series of punches to the temple.
-Kevin charges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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+Kinetic pounds Kevin with a barrage of off balance blows to the jaw!
+Kinetic hurts Kevin with a series of punches to the head.
-Kinetic tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Kinetic lashes out with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
-Kevin paws a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Kevin whacks Kinetic with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Kinetic attacks with a series of punches to the chin. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Kinetic rocks Kevin with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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+Kevin smacks Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 33 of 39 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kinetic lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Kinetic connects with a volley of punches to the mouth. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
+Kinetic smashes Kevin with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Kevin probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin nails Kinetic with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs. Kinetic grimaces in pain.
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-Kevin fires a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Kinetic pops Kevin with a volley of punches to the face!
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-Kinetic throws a left sweeping right to the temple, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin tries a jab to the solar plexus, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
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+Kinetic lashes out with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 33 punches, and Kinetic landed 31 of 36 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic whacks Kevin with a barrage of stiff punches to the head. Kevin gets mad!
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+Kinetic connects with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose!
-Kinetic launches a right straight right to the head, but Kevin ties him up.
+Kinetic staggers Kevin with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Kinetic smacks Kevin with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Kinetic attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Kevin tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin attacks with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus! Kinetic doesn't notice.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Kinetic stuns Kevin with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Kevin takes charge with a straight right to the ribs. Kinetic sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 27 punches, and Kinetic landed 29 of 43 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin tosses a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Kevin backs up Kinetic with a light cross to the solar plexus. Kinetic falls against the ropes!
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-Kevin tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kinetic backs up Kevin with a volley of punches to the temple. Kevin gets mad!
-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Kinetic drills Kevin with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Kinetic hits with a sweeping right to the nose.
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-Kinetic charges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Kinetic attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Kinetic belts Kevin with a series of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 26 of 44 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic pummels Kevin with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Kinetic lands a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Kevin throws a right jab to the solar plexus, but Kinetic backs out of it.
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-Kevin probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Kinetic attacks with a barrage of punches to the face!
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+Kinetic attacks with a series of heavy punches to the face.
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+Kevin throws a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kinetic attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Kinetic scores with a barrage of loud punches to the chin. Kevin is hurt!
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+Kinetic lands a flurry of nice shots to the face.
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+Kevin connects with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Kinetic quickly recovers.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 32 of 40 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 50-45


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Kevin fires a right straight right to the ribs, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
-Kevin tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kinetic pops Kevin with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
+Kevin rocks Kinetic with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Kinetic covers himself well.
-Kevin charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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-Kevin paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin probes with a left sweeping right to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Kevin charges with a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Kevin probes with a jab to the chest, but Kinetic steps aside.
+Kevin jars Kinetic with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin staggers Kinetic with a series of punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 58 punches, and Kinetic landed 5 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Kevin throws a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Kevin lands a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Kinetic charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Kinetic jolts Kevin with a jab to the head.
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+Kinetic scores with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Kinetic attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin backs out of it.
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+Kevin attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a wild jab to the nose.
+Kevin hits with a pair of punches to the chest. Kinetic hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Kevin paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin tattoos Kinetic with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Kinetic hurts Kevin with a barrage of punches to the eye!!
-Kinetic probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Kevin stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 24 of 52 punches, and Kinetic landed 19 of 43 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 69-64


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Kevin tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Kevin lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Kevin lunges with a cross to the stomach, but misses.
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic steps aside.
-Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin lunges with a left to the solar plexus, but Kinetic leaps aside.
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Kinetic sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Kevin attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 52 punches, and Kinetic landed 5 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 78-74


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin pummels Kinetic with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Kinetic hits with a pair of punches to the nose!!
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-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Kevin belts Kinetic with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Kinetic hits Kevin with a jab to the temple.
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+Kinetic rocks Kevin with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Kevin punches Kinetic with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Kevin probes with a right cross to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kinetic attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Kevin ducks.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
-Kinetic probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Kevin leaps aside.
-Kevin launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic backs out of it.
+Kevin hurts Kinetic with a series of shots to the stomach. Kinetic gets mad!
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+Kinetic lashes out with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
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-Kevin throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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-Kinetic throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kinetic clocks Kevin with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 23 of 52 punches, and Kinetic landed 21 of 42 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 88-83


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Kevin charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin attempts a sweeping right to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic covers himself well.
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a vicious jab to the chest. Kinetic shakes his head to clear it.
-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
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-Kevin paws a series of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
-Kevin paws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
+Kevin pounds Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
-Kevin probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 52 punches, and Kinetic landed 5 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 97-93


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kevin launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
+Kevin hits with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic backs out of it.
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-Kevin fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic blocks.
+Kevin fires a pair of stinging punches to the stomach. Kinetic sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Kevin throws a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Kevin probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Kinetic throws a series of powerful punches to the chin. Kevin quickly recovers.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Kevin fires a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Kevin shakes Kinetic with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Kinetic launches a volley of left punches to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Kinetic throws a pair of punches to the face.
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-Kinetic launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Kevin steps aside.
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+Kinetic catches Kevin with a barrage of nice punches to the temple. Kevin gets mad!
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-Kinetic lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Kevin ducks.
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+Kinetic thumps Kevin with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 56 punches, and Kinetic landed 24 of 45 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 107-102


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin hurts Kinetic with a straight right to the solar plexus.
-Kinetic attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
-Kevin paws a left right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Kevin charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Kinetic backs out of it.
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+Kevin grazes Kinetic with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin launches a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
+Kinetic attacks with a barrage of blows to the temple.
+Kinetic throws a volley of hard punches to the nose. Kevin shakes his head to clear it.
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-Kinetic lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Kevin blocks.
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+Kevin hits with a mean sweeping right to the chest.
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-Kevin probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic leaps aside.
-Kevin charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Kinetic fires a volley of punches to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Kinetic hits with a pair of punches to the head.
+Kinetic strikes with a series of punches to the nose.
+Kevin punches Kinetic with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 52 punches, and Kinetic landed 21 of 37 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 117-111


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Kinetic 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Kinetic 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: Kinetic 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Kinetic 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Kinetic 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: Kinetic 117-111


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Kinetic 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Kinetic 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: Kinetic 117-111

Kinetic wins by decision!