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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Guteq by unanimous decision: 114-113, 115-112, 114-113.

Match Tuesday, September 09, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 632 pounds (287 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 228 pounds (103 kilograms) is Guteq!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Guteq comes out fighting.

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+Guteq wallops Kevin with a series of blows to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Guteq charges with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Kevin backs out of it.
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+Kevin wallops Guteq with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Guteq probes with a left left to the ribs, but Kevin stays away from it.
+Kevin hits with a series of punches to the chest. Guteq sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Guteq hits with a barrage of light blows to the ribs.
+Kevin hammers Guteq with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Guteq tattoos Kevin with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach. Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Guteq sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Guteq drills Kevin with a stiff uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Guteq lunges with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
+Guteq pummels Kevin with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Guteq hammers Kevin with a series of solid punches to the ribs!
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+Guteq grazes Kevin with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 30 punches, and Guteq landed 31 of 46 punches.

Guteq won the round 10-9

Guteq is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Guteq comes out fighting.

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+Guteq tosses a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Guteq tosses a straight right to the solar plexus. Kevin is hurt!
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+Kevin attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin connects with a volley of nice punches to the chest.
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-Guteq lunges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Kevin attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin strikes with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin hits with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Guteq pokes Kevin with a series of punches to the ribs. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
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+Guteq suprises Kevin with a series of loud shots to the stomach.
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+Guteq belts Kevin with a commanding uppercut to the ribs. Kevin falls against the ropes!
-Guteq attacks with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Kevin stays away from it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 29 of 33 punches, and Guteq landed 34 of 52 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Guteq fights inside. (inside)

+Guteq whacks Kevin with a series of punches to the chin. Kevin laughs!
+Guteq smashes Kevin with a stinging roundhouse to the jaw! Kevin doesn't seem bothered.
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+Guteq lands a series of solid shots to the head.
Guteq lands a terrific left uppercut and Kevin is knocked down!!

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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Guteq wallops Kevin with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Kevin strikes with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin hits with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Guteq nails Kevin with a left to the eye!
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-Guteq lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the chest!
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+Kevin pounds Guteq with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Guteq lashes out with a left hook to the eye, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Kevin hits Guteq with a volley of punches to the chest. Guteq sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Kevin tags Guteq with a volley of loud shots to the stomach. Guteq backpedals to his own corner.
-Guteq tries a series of left blows to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 33 of 33 punches, and Guteq landed 25 of 39 punches.

Guteq won the round 10-8

Guteq is winning the fight 29-27


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Guteq covers up.

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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Guteq escapes.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Guteq leaps aside.
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+Kevin tattoos Guteq with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin attempts a right right to the stomach, but Guteq blocks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 29 punches, and Guteq landed 5 of 7 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Guteq is winning the fight 38-37


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Guteq covers up.

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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Guteq deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Guteq blocks.
-Kevin tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but Guteq ducks.
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+Kevin attacks with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
+Kevin throws a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Guteq drills Kevin with a roundhouse to the jaw. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Kevin tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 31 punches, and Guteq landed 5 of 7 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq covers up.

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+Kevin nails Guteq with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin tosses a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Guteq steps aside and laughs.
-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Guteq steps aside.
+Kevin suprises Guteq with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin annoys Guteq with a volley of powerful punches to the chest. Guteq ignores it.
-Kevin probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin pounds Guteq with a powerful jab to the solar plexus.
-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Guteq charges with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Guteq quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 26 of 56 punches, and Guteq landed 3 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 57-56


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq covers up.

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+Kevin annoys Guteq with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin throws a right right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin throws a nice left to the ribs. Guteq laughs!
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-Kevin attempts a right straight right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Guteq takes it in the forearms.
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-Kevin fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but Guteq leaps aside.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Kevin throws a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Guteq takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin hits with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 23 of 55 punches, and Guteq landed 4 of 9 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 67-65


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 3 of 8 punches, and Guteq landed 3 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 77-74


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Guteq wallops Kevin with a pair of punches to the head.
-Guteq probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Kevin fires a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Guteq hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Guteq paws a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Guteq attacks with a volley of blows to the head, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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+Guteq hits Kevin with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Guteq landed 12 of 34 punches.

Guteq won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 86-84


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Guteq paws a pair of punches to the head, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Guteq smacks Kevin with a volley of vicious shots to the temple.
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-Guteq attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Guteq probes with a series of right blows to the head, but Kevin blocks.
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+Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Guteq hits Kevin with a pair of commanding shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 9 punches, and Guteq landed 11 of 31 punches.

Guteq won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 95-94


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Kevin hits with a series of punches to the ribs. Guteq gets mad!
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+Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the ribs. Guteq laughs!
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+Kevin lands a series of wild punches to the chest!!
+Kevin fires a light jab to the solar plexus.
+Guteq lashes out with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin suprises Guteq with a series of punches to the chest.
+Kevin punches Guteq with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
Kevin tries to attack, but Guteq hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin tosses a flurry of wild punches to the chest! Guteq laughs!
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-Guteq tries a barrage of shots to the face, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Guteq paws a pair of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Kevin hits Guteq with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Guteq doesn't seem bothered.
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-Guteq lunges with a pair of left blows to the chin, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
+Kevin attacks with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Guteq annoys Kevin with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 59 of 59 punches, and Guteq landed 14 of 32 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 105-103


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Guteq tries to set up a perfect punch. (feinting)

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+Guteq whacks Kevin with a pair of off balance feints to the jaw!! Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Guteq hits Kevin with a series of light shots to the eye!!
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+Guteq nails Kevin with a hard feint and then a hook to the face!
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+Guteq drills Kevin with a volley of off balance shots to the eye.
-Guteq lunges with a volley of feints to the mouth, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Guteq tries to land a series of shots to the nose, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Guteq punches Kevin with a pair of shots to the chin.
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+Kevin fires a flurry of light feints to the solar plexus. Guteq doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Guteq landed 26 of 41 punches.

Guteq won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 114-113


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Guteq remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: Guteq 10-9
Round 3: Guteq 10-8
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Guteq 10-9
Round 10: Guteq 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Guteq 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: Guteq 10-8
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Guteq 10-9
Round 10: Guteq 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Guteq 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 115-112


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: Guteq 10-9
Round 3: Guteq 10-8
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Guteq 10-9
Round 10: Guteq 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Guteq 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 114-113

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!