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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, September 08, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 358 pounds (162 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right blows to the head, but is ineffective.
+Mortez pummels Crazyfucker with a barrage of powerful shots to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Mortez with a flurry of punches to the temple!!
Crazyfucker lands a brutal blow to the head and Mortez falls senseless!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mortez fires a pair of vicious blows to the chin. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Crazyfucker lands a flurry of mean shots to the jaw.
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-Mortez paws a pair of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Mortez charges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Mortez lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
+Crazyfucker pops Mortez with a volley of hard shots to the chin. Mortez shakes his head to clear it.
Crazyfucker lands a crashing haymaker and Mortez falls senseless!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Mortez paws a left left to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
-Mortez probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
+Mortez wallops Crazyfucker with a loud left to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 6 of 41 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-7

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-7


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Mortez with a series of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
Crazyfucker lands a cruel left haymaker and Mortez is knocked down!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez charges with a series of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Mortez charges with a left right to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Mortez backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker throws a sweeping right to the mouth.
Crazyfucker lands a cruel uppercut and Mortez is knocked off his feet!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Mortez probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Mortez charges with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Mortez ducks.
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-Mortez attacks with a left straight right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the chin, but Mortez narrowly avoids it
-Mortez attempts a pair of right blows to the chin, but falls short.
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+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing punches to the chest! Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Mortez attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Mortez scores with a pair of painful shots to the stomach.
+Crazyfucker fires a jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 40 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-7

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-14


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has a broken tooth.

Mortez is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Mortez ducks just in time.
-Mortez lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a barrage of off balance blows to the eye.
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+Mortez throws a pair of nice shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Mortez fires a right to the mouth, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker jolts Mortez with a pair of punches to the mouth!!
Crazyfucker lands a well placed left uppercut and Mortez goes over backwards!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez throws a flurry of left shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Mortez probes with a pair of blows to the nose, but falls short.
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-Mortez charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mortez fires a left hook to the nose, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Mortez with a pair of shots to the temple. Mortez laughs!
Crazyfucker lands a lightning punch in the nose and Mortez staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mortez whacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of wild shots to the ribs! Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Mortez lunges with a right hook to the ribs, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of punches to the head, but Mortez quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 41 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-7

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-21


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has a broken tooth.

Mortez collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the jaw.
-Mortez tries to land a right left to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Mortez fires a pair of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
-Mortez tries to land a series of right shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Crazyfucker punches Mortez with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Mortez throws a series of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Mortez suprises Crazyfucker with a flurry of painful shots to the head.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a series of quick punches to the mouth. Mortez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Crazyfucker lands a resounding left cross to the jaw and Mortez falls senseless!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez tries a pair of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Mortez throws a barrage of right shots to the temple, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Mortez with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 8 of 38 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-29


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has a broken tooth.

Mortez receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez tries a series of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Mortez staggers Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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-Mortez attempts a right right to the chest, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Mortez launches a series of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Crazyfucker shakes Mortez with a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
Crazyfucker lands a tremendous right punch in the nose and Mortez is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the head, but Mortez deftly avoits it.
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+Mortez scores with a flurry of light punches to the face!!
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-Mortez lashes out with a series of left shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Mortez attacks with a volley of left shots to the nose, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Mortez narrowly avoids it
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has a broken tooth.

Mortez can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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