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(Heavyweight) Jed "Big Boy" Robinson defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, September 05, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 620 pounds (281 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 435 pounds (197 kilograms) is Jed "Big Boy" Robinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy launches a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Big Boy charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Kevin covers himself well.
+Kevin attacks with a roundhouse to the chest. Big Boy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Boy charges with a series of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of punches to the chest!
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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Kevin tosses a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 24 of 34 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 3 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Big Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Kevin fires a volley of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boy jolts Kevin with a flurry of painful shots to the ribs.
Big Boy lands a powerful left smash to the jaw and Kevin is knocked off his feet!!

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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Big Boy tries a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but misses completely.
+Kevin pummels Big Boy with a glancing roundhouse to the stomach.
-Kevin attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin punches Big Boy with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Kevin whacks Big Boy with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Kevin pops Big Boy with a series of shots to the ribs.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 31 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 4 of 25 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-8

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 19-18


Kevin is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Big Boy is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Big Boy probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Big Boy narrowly avoids it
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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy charges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL
Kevin collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.

Big Boy is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.

The doctor won't let I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin continue the fight! Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-8

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a technical knockout!


          

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