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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Underrodney5 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, September 02, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 373 pounds (169 kilograms) is Underrodney5!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands tries a right hook to the temple, but Underrodney5 steps aside and laughs.
+Pillow Hands pokes Underrodney5 with a pair of powerful shots to the stomach.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of left blows to the head, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
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-Underrodney5 paws a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left left to the temple, but Underrodney5 hides behind his gloves.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Underrodney5 with a flurry of nice blows to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 15 of 39 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of left shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Underrodney5 tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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+Pillow Hands grazes Underrodney5 with a volley of punches to the nose. Underrodney5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Pillow Hands lands a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus!
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Pillow Hands tosses a glancing right to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 16 of 38 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of right shots to the face, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
+Pillow Hands tattoos Underrodney5 with a pair of nice blows to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Underrodney5 hides behind his gloves.
+Pillow Hands connects with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Pillow Hands stuns Underrodney5 with a nasty left to the chest.
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-Underrodney5 attempts a series of right blows to the temple, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 18 of 39 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
+Pillow Hands punches Underrodney5 with a volley of strong blows to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Pillow Hands pokes Underrodney5 with a right to the ribs. Underrodney5 gets mad!
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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-Underrodney5 paws a volley of blows to the chin, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 15 of 43 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

-Underrodney5 throws a pair of shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Pillow Hands lands a furious roundhouse to the head. Underrodney5 gets mad!
-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands scores with a volley of stiff shots to the temple.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 16 of 42 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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+Pillow Hands wallops Underrodney5 with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of left punches to the chin, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
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-Underrodney5 lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of left blows to the chin, but to no avail.
+Pillow Hands punches Underrodney5 with a series of punches to the face.
-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
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+Pillow Hands staggers Underrodney5 with a volley of light blows to the ribs. Underrodney5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of left blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 41 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of shots to the chin, but misses.
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+Pillow Hands tags Underrodney5 with a hard left to the head.
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+Pillow Hands staggers Underrodney5 with a uppercut to the face.
-Underrodney5 attempts a volley of left shots to the chin, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left jab to the face, but Underrodney5 quickly backs away.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Underrodney5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left sweeping right to the nose, but misses completely.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 39 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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+Pillow Hands fires a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Underrodney5 lashes out with a pair of right shots to the nose, but misses completely.
-Pillow Hands probes with a series of left blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right blows to the face, but Underrodney5 leaps aside.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a stiff right to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of shots to the jaw, but Underrodney5 quickly backs away.
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+Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of mean blows to the eye. Underrodney5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 41 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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+Pillow Hands connects with a series of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Underrodney5 charges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Hands shakes Underrodney5 with a volley of off balance punches to the nose!
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Underrodney5 backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of left shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 40 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands fires a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
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-Underrodney5 throws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of shots to the head, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands stuns Underrodney5 with a loud left to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands throws a uppercut to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 14 of 37 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 tries a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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+Pillow Hands nails Underrodney5 with a pair of blows to the face. Underrodney5 quickly recovers.
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+Pillow Hands stuns Underrodney5 with a vicious jab to the solar plexus.
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+Pillow Hands slams Underrodney5 with a pair of furious punches to the head.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands fires a left straight right to the eye, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Underrodney5 leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 15 of 43 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Pillow Hands jolts Underrodney5 with a stiff uppercut to the face.
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+Pillow Hands jars Underrodney5 with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of left shots to the head, but Underrodney5 ducks.
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+Pillow Hands nails Underrodney5 with a uppercut to the face.
-Underrodney5 probes with a right jab to the head, but goes wide.
-Pillow Hands throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 38 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!


          

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