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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester- by unanimous decision: 120-110, 119-113, 120-111.

Match Monday, September 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 354 pounds (161 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 424 pounds (192 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Tester- thumps Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a right jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker fires a left left to the chest, but Tester- escapes.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right shots to the head, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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+Tester- strikes with a flurry of stiff blows to the head. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- fires a flurry of blows to the ribs!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a cross to the jaw, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right shots to the eye, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker launches a right sweeping right to the temple, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 21 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Tester- slams Crazyfucker with a furious straight right to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the chest, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-37


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a jab to the jaw, but Tester- steps aside.
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+Tester- staggers Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-47


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of blows to the chin, but Tester- escapes.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Tester- hits with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Tester- grazes Crazyfucker with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-56


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of shots to the mouth, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a right jab to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Tester- drills Crazyfucker with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 21 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-65


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Tester- escapes.
-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of right shots to the temple, but Tester- steps aside.
+Tester- hits with a pair of nice blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right uppercut to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 79-75


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Tester- escapes.
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+Tester- tattoos Crazyfucker with a volley of glancing blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right shots to the ribs, but Tester- leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the nose, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 89-84


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left shots to the chin, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Tester- leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Tester- connects with a commanding hook to the ribs. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 99-93


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- annoys Crazyfucker with a series of hard shots to the chin. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Tester- stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Tester- stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 109-103


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Tester- blocks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a sweeping right to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Crazyfucker paws a series of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Tester- leaps aside.
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+Tester- hits with a barrage of nice blows to the chin.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 119-112


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-113


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-111

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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