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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, August 28, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 432 pounds (196 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a left uppercut to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands tries a series of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of shots to the head, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands fires a right to the mouth, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right shots to the face, but Tester steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of shots to the face, but Tester ties him up.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands launches a left straight right to the face, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of shots to the chin, but Tester ducks.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of shots to the chin, but Tester ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Tester backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of shots to the mouth, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands fires a left left to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Pillow Hands probes with a series of shots to the nose, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of shots to the eye, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 9 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 37 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands tries a hook to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of blows to the mouth, but Tester escapes.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of blows to the head, but Tester escapes.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Tester throws a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 9 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of punches to the temple, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of blows to the temple, but Tester steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Tester lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a roundhouse to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tester wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the chest. Pillow Hands shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 7 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Tester drills Pillow Hands with a barrage of glancing blows to the temple.
-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands launches a volley of blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a left to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands fires a series of right blows to the stomach, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Tester ducks.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Tester hits with a series of wild blows to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of shots to the face, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands tries a series of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of right blows to the face, but misses.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of shots to the temple, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of right shots to the head, but Tester ducks.
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a right hook to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Tester steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 9 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 43 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of left shots to the temple, but Tester ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but falls short.
-Pillow Hands fires a series of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 9 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a left straight right to the face, but Tester narrowly avoids it
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a left jab to the mouth, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 37 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of left shots to the head, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 43 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries a right jab to the nose, but Tester leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of right shots to the face, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 7 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 44 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!


          

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