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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Tommy the tripod Johnson by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Thursday, August 28, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Tommy the tripod Johnson!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Tommy is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries a series of punches to the chest, but Tommy backs out of it.
Stoopid paws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Tommy knocks it away and strikes first with a barrage of light combinations to the nose.
-Stoopid attempts a left to the solar plexus, but Tommy ducks just in time.
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Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Stoopid jars Tommy with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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Stoopid tries to land a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Tommy leans away and hits back with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tommy the tripod Johnson landed 2 of 16 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 23 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 10-9


Tommy doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tommy is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Stoopid launches a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Tommy slips it and retaliates with a volley of shots to the face. Stoopid is hurt!
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-Tommy attempts a series of combinations to the face, but Stoopid steps aside.
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Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Tommy blocks.
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Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of shots to the chest, but misses.
-Tommy charges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Tommy knocks it away and hits first with a pair of furious combinations to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tommy the tripod Johnson landed 2 of 17 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 24 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 20-18


Tommy doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Tommy is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Tommy charges with a pair of left shots to the chin, but Stoopid hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid launches a left to the stomach, but Tommy covers himself well.
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Stoopid tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Tommy deflects it and strikes back with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
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Stoopid paws a series of combinations to the ribs, but Tommy deflects it and hits back with a counter-punch to the stomach.
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Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a right hook to the ribs, but Tommy backs out of it.
-Tommy probes with a left left to the jaw, but Stoopid narrowly avoids it
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+Stoopid wallops Tommy with a off balance right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tommy the tripod Johnson landed 2 of 15 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 23 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 30-27


Tommy doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Tommy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Stoopid tries to attack, but Tommy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stoopid tries to attack, but Tommy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tommy launches a volley of punches to the nose, but Stoopid steps aside.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tommy hides behind his gloves.
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+Stoopid hits with a pair of off balance blows to the stomach.
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-Stoopid launches a uppercut to the chest, but falls short.
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Stoopid tries to attack, but Tommy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tommy tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Tommy throws a right right to the head, but Stoopid ducks.
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-Tommy charges with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL
Tommy doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

The doctor won't let Tommy the tripod Johnson continue the fight! Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 3: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 3: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 3: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!


          

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