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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 118-117, 118-114, 117-115.

Match Tuesday, August 26, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 350 pounds (159 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 432 pounds (196 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Tester belts Crazyfucker with a flurry of solid shots to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the head, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of right punches to the head, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right shots to the temple, but misses completely.
+Tester fires a series of hard blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-19


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Tester pokes Crazyfucker with a pair of mean blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Tester ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Tester scores with a series of punches to the ribs. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Tester covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 5 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-37


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a roundhouse to the head, but fails to score.
+Tester grazes Crazyfucker with a series of powerful shots to the chest!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of right blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left blows to the head, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right shots to the chin, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-47


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Tester annoys Crazyfucker with a roundhouse to the face!
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-57


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a right left to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Tester punches Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of shots to the temple, but Tester steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-67


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a uppercut to the nose, but Tester quickly backs away.
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+Tester lands a powerful jab to the face. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-77


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a uppercut to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Tester pounds Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-86


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester pummels Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of left punches to the temple, but Tester steps aside.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-96


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of left blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of blows to the head, but Tester quickly backs away.
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+Tester smashes Crazyfucker with a barrage of loud punches to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-106


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Tester clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of stinging blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-116


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-117


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-114


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 117-115

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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