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(Heavyweight) Timmy Tester defeated Crazyfucker by split decision: 118-117, 116-115, 115-117.

Match Sunday, August 24, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 350 pounds (159 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 432 pounds (196 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left blows to the face, but is ineffective.
+Tester lands a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Tester leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Tester ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the eye, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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+Tester lands a volley of furious shots to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Tester leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-19


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left to the stomach, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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+Tester catches Crazyfucker with a pair of vicious blows to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tester steps aside.
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+Tester throws a barrage of stinging blows to the head!
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 39-38


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester tattoos Crazyfucker with a pair of heavy shots to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the temple, but Tester ducks.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Tester steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Tester ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 9 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a uppercut to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Tester throws a barrage of powerful blows to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 9 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 58-57


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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+Tester throws a series of mean blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Tester stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 68-66


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but misses.
-Crazyfucker probes with a left uppercut to the face, but fails to score.
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+Tester connects with a series of punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 77-76


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
+Tester tags Crazyfucker with a straight right to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of blows to the chest, but Tester ducks just in time.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester tags Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the temple. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left left to the head, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left left to the nose, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester throws a flurry of loud blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of shots to the nose, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Tester blocks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Tester covers himself well.
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+Tester whacks Crazyfucker with a series of light blows to the nose. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 116-115


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester 118-117


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 8: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester 116-115


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 117-115

Timmy Tester wins by decision!


          

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