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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester- by unanimous decision: 119-114, 118-116, 117-115.

Match Saturday, August 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 347 pounds (157 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 415 pounds (188 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a right sweeping right to the head, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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+Tester- tattoos Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of blows to the nose, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
-Crazyfucker probes with a left cross to the chest, but Tester- covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- tags Crazyfucker with a volley of stinging punches to the head. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but Tester- escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Tester- backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a jab to the face, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Tester- whacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of strong blows to the chin. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Tester- ducks.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Tester- hammers Crazyfucker with a strong straight right to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-37


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Tester- thumps Crazyfucker with a nice right to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of shots to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-46


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the nose, but Tester- steps aside.
-Crazyfucker paws a left jab to the nose, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Tester- lands a flurry of nasty blows to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker laughs!
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-55


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a left jab to the stomach, but Tester- steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left uppercut to the eye, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a jab to the face, but Tester- backs out of it.
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+Tester- hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-65


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the nose, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Tester- backs out of it.
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+Tester- suprises Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-74


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- stuns Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the temple!!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of right punches to the eye, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of shots to the chin, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-84


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the face, but Tester- ducks.
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+Tester- thumps Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 99-94


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left to the temple, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a right to the eye, but Tester- steps aside.
+Tester- hurts Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 109-103


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of blows to the eye, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left jab to the face, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Tester- connects with a volley of solid shots to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 119-113


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester- 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-116


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 117-115

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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