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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\966754.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Thursday, August 21, 2014In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Stoopid attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Polly fires a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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+Polly takes charge with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly hits with a painful jab to the ribs.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 23 punches, and Parker Polly landed 37 of 42 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Polly fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Polly ducks.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a hook to the stomach, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a pair of hard blows to the chest. Stoopid laughs!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of nasty blows to the stomach!
+Polly hits with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 32 of 40 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
-Stoopid lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid launches a left roundhouse to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Polly charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Stoopid fires a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a pair of vicious blows to the stomach. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 21 punches, and Parker Polly landed 35 of 35 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
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-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest. Stoopid seems wobbly!
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+Polly connects with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly charges with a jab to the ribs, but Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stoopid launches a barrage of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Polly tosses a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a straight right to the ribs!
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-Polly paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Stoopid narrowly avoids it
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Polly tosses a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 29 of 40 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Polly hits with a volley of shots to the chest. Stoopid ignores it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the chest. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of quick punches to the stomach!
-Stoopid lashes out with a cross to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Polly launches a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid leaps aside.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly strikes with a pair of solid shots to the ribs!
+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid paws a series of shots to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 31 punches, and Parker Polly landed 32 of 38 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
+Polly solidly lands a flurry of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attacks with a series of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Polly attacks with a left right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly lands a nasty sweeping right to the stomach! Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a wild cross to the ribs. Stoopid gets mad!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid fires a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 34 punches, and Parker Polly landed 32 of 46 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
-Stoopid lashes out with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
-Stoopid charges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a volley of loud punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Polly hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Polly hits with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Stoopid hits with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 30 punches, and Parker Polly landed 44 of 50 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Polly lands a flurry of blows to the stomach!!
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest!!
-Stoopid attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
-Stoopid attempts a straight right to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
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-Polly probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly attacks with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid gets mad!
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+Polly hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus!
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a strong jab to the stomach.
-Stoopid throws a hook to the ribs, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Stoopid connects with a series of stinging shots to the chest. Polly hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Polly connects with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
+Polly fires a nasty roundhouse to the solar plexus. Stoopid seems wobbly!
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Polly lands a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly lands a series of strong punches to the stomach!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 30 punches, and Parker Polly landed 40 of 45 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly looks exhausted.
ROUND 9
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Stoopid launches a hook to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a series of nice blows to the head.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly throws a series of punches to the eye. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
+Polly grazes Stoopid with a barrage of blows to the head.
-Stoopid attempts a flurry of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly solidly lands a pair of stinging blows to the eye.
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+Stoopid fires a series of mean blows to the stomach. Polly gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 7 of 41 punches, and Parker Polly landed 31 of 31 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 89-82
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 10
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a left to the temple.
+Stoopid pummels Polly with a flurry of punches to the chest. Polly asks for time to wipe off the blood. Stoopid is jabbing and laughing! Polly's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!
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