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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated James Hoooker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Wednesday, August 20, 2014

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 357 pounds (162 kilograms) is James Hoooker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Stay covers up.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-Hoooker lunges with a jab to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Hoooker launches a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Stay escapes.
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-Hoooker launches a right left to the face, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hoooker attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-Hoooker fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Hoooker fires a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Stay lashes out with a volley of solid blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and James Hoooker landed 2 of 40 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 10-9


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hoooker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Stay covers up.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Hoooker throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Stay escapes.
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+Stay fires a flurry of blows to the temple!
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-Hoooker tries to land a barrage of left punches to the face, but Stay escapes.
-Hoooker charges with a series of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Hoooker launches a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Hoooker launches a flurry of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 9 punches, and James Hoooker landed 2 of 40 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 20-18


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hoooker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Stay covers up.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-Hoooker probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Hoooker probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Stay stays away from it.
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-Hoooker probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Hoooker attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Hoooker throws a roundhouse to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Hoooker launches a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Stay pummels Hoooker with a series of strong punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and James Hoooker landed 2 of 41 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 30-27


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hoooker is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Stay covers up.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Hoooker probes with a volley of left shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Hoooker lunges with a jab to the temple, but falls short.
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-Hoooker throws a right left to the nose, but Stay covers himself well.
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+Stay throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Hoooker fires a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Hoooker charges with a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Hoooker probes with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-Hoooker probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 8 punches, and James Hoooker landed 1 of 42 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

James Hoooker is winning the fight 40-37


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hoooker collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

Stay covers up.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

-Hoooker paws a volley of right blows to the face, but Stay steps aside.
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-Hoooker probes with a sweeping right to the temple, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-Hoooker throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Hoooker throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Hoooker attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Hoooker attempts a pair of blows to the temple, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-Hoooker charges with a left cross to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Stay lands a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
-Hoooker tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but Stay ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and James Hoooker landed 0 of 41 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 49-47


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hoooker receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 6

Stay covers up.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Stay ducks.
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+Stay tags Hoooker with a barrage of loud blows to the mouth. Stay smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Hoooker starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hoooker can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 2: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 3: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 2: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 3: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 2: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 3: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by a technical knockout!


          

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