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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Tuesday, August 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 255 pounds (116 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

-Mortez probes with a pair of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Mortez clocks Crazyfucker with a series of strong punches to the chin!!
-Mortez launches a volley of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Mortez lunges with a left jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Mortez probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but misses.
-Mortez probes with a pair of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Mortez smashes Crazyfucker with a strong right to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker catches Mortez with a barrage of powerful blows to the stomach.
Crazyfucker lands a brutal right cross to the jaw and Mortez falls to the canvas!!

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EIGHT
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Mortez leaps aside.
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-Mortez attempts a cross to the nose, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Mortez paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Mortez backs out of it.
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-Mortez probes with a series of blows to the chest, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 42 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-8


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

+Mortez hits with a powerful jab to the head. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
+Crazyfucker thumps Mortez with a pair of light shots to the chin!! Mortez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Crazyfucker lands a cruel right hook and Mortez bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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EIGHT
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Mortez attacks with a flurry of left blows to the head, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Mortez backs out of it.
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-Mortez tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Mortez paws a volley of left shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of nasty shots to the mouth. Mortez shakes his head to clear it.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Mortez blocks.
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-Mortez charges with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Mortez charges with a right uppercut to the ribs, but misses.
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+Mortez lands a pair of shots to the head.
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-Mortez lunges with a pair of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 8 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-16


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of wild punches to the head. Mortez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Mortez fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Mortez tags Crazyfucker with a volley of heavy shots to the ribs.
-Mortez tries to land a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Mortez launches a series of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Mortez quickly backs away.
-Mortez attacks with a right left to the chest, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Mortez tries a barrage of left punches to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
Crazyfucker lands a resounding punch in the nose and Mortez collapses!!

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NINE
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mortez smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of strong blows to the temple.
-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the eye, but Mortez quickly backs away.
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-Mortez lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 42 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-24


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Mortez is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez takes charge with a pair of shots to the nose. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Crazyfucker wallops Mortez with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker fires a left jab to the nose, but falls short.
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-Mortez tries to land a pair of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right blows to the chin, but Mortez stays away from it.
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+Mortez smashes Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
+Crazyfucker annoys Mortez with a quick left to the eye.
Crazyfucker lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Mortez hurtles to the canvas!!

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SEVEN
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Mortez throws a pair of blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Mortez tries a pair of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Mortez looks exhausted. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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