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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated James Hoooker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Tuesday, August 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 361 pounds (164 kilograms) is James Hoooker!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Hoooker charges with a volley of punches to the face, but Stay leaps aside.
+Stay annoys Hoooker with a pair of shots to the head.
+Stay belts Hoooker with a volley of blows to the ribs.
-Hoooker fires a left jab to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Hoooker attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Hoooker throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Stay ducks.
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-Hoooker charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Stay covers himself well.
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-Hoooker attempts a series of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 3 of 40 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 10-9


Hoooker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Hoooker charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Stay ducks.
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+Stay backs up Hoooker with a series of heavy blows to the eye.
-Hoooker probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Stay backs out of it.
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-Hoooker paws a right left to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hoooker attacks with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hoooker throws a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Hoooker throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Stay ducks.
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-Hoooker probes with a right jab to the mouth, but Stay stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 2 of 38 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 20-18


Hoooker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

-Hoooker attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Hoooker tries to land a left to the chin, but Stay ties him up.
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-Hoooker lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Stay narrowly avoids it
-Hoooker attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Hoooker attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Hoooker lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Hoooker attempts a jab to the jaw, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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+Stay annoys Hoooker with a barrage of strong blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 2 of 41 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 30-27


Hoooker is slowing down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Hoooker launches a flurry of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Hoooker fires a straight right to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Hoooker fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Hoooker attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Hoooker probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Stay covers himself well.
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-Hoooker paws a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stay jolts Hoooker with a barrage of strong blows to the face.
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-Hoooker launches a right sweeping right to the temple, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 1 of 42 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

James Hoooker is winning the fight 40-37


Hoooker collapses limply onto his stool.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Hoooker throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-Hoooker attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but Stay covers himself well.
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-Hoooker paws a volley of right punches to the head, but Stay backs out of it.
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-Hoooker paws a left roundhouse to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Stay suprises Hoooker with a barrage of painful blows to the chest.
-Hoooker attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Hoooker charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Hoooker tries a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Hoooker tries a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-Hoooker throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 1 of 40 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 49-47


Hoooker receives medical attention from his trainer.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

-Hoooker charges with a volley of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Hoooker charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Stay connects with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Hoooker falls against the ropes!
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-Hoooker attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Hoooker attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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+Stay hits with a barrage of mean blows to the nose!! Stay is hammering relentlessly! Hoooker starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hoooker can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 2: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 3: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 2: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 3: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 2: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 3: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by a technical knockout!


          

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