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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Sunday, August 17, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 255 pounds (116 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of wild shots to the stomach.
Crazyfucker lands a brutal hook and Mortez is knocked out of the ring!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker wallops Mortez with a barrage of punches to the chin. Mortez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Mortez hits with a series of nice blows to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right shots to the head, but Mortez beats a hasty retreat.
-Crazyfucker launches a series of left blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Mortez probes with a pair of right shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Mortez lashes out with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Mortez attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Mortez backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the chest. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mortez throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Mortez tries a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 42 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-8


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez strikes with a glancing sweeping right to the eye!
-Mortez lunges with a series of left blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker smashes Mortez with a barrage of painful shots to the head. Mortez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Mortez jolts Crazyfucker with a series of heavy punches to the face.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Mortez throws a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Mortez tries a series of left blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Mortez launches a volley of shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
+Crazyfucker rocks Mortez with a series of nice shots to the mouth. Mortez backpedals to his own corner.
Crazyfucker lands a ferocious cross to the jaw and Mortez bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Mortez tries a pair of right shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Mortez ties him up.
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-Mortez paws a volley of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of shots to the face, but Mortez takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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