Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\965287.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Big Jazzy by disqualification in round 1.Match Thursday, August 14, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 269 pounds (122 kilograms) is Big Jazzy!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Jazzy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Jazzy tags Crazyfucker with a left to the stomach. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Jazzy smacks Crazyfucker with a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+Jazzy annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of quick blows to the ribs.
Jazzy lands a sudden haymaker and Crazyfucker is knocked down!!
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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Jazzy wallops Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jazzy pummels Crazyfucker with a hook to the ribs.
Jazzy lands a cruel right punch in the nose and Crazyfucker is knocked off his feet!!
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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Jazzy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jazzy wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jazzy whacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Jazzy takes it in the forearms.
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+Jazzy scores with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Jazzy pounds Crazyfucker with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
Crazyfucker lands a brutal cross to the jaw and Jazzy is flattened!!
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Jazzy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right shots to the eye, but Jazzy quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Crazyfucker grazes Jazzy with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Jazzy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jazzy hits with Crazyfucker with a head butt! Crazyfucker pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Crazyfucker wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Jazzy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Crazyfucker can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker wins by a foul!
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