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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\965243.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Thursday, August 14, 2014In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a left to the solar plexus, but Polly blocks.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly catches Stoopid with a powerful right to the chest.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of off balance punches to the chest!
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+Polly scores with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Polly lands a volley of solid punches to the ribs. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of shots to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 26 punches, and Parker Polly landed 39 of 41 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus!
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+Polly lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Polly attacks with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly ties him up.
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-Polly throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but Polly steps aside.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Polly attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 25 punches, and Parker Polly landed 33 of 38 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Polly throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest!
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+Polly hits with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus!
-Stoopid fires a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Polly steps aside.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly fires a series of off balance shots to the ribs.
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+Polly scores with a flurry of light shots to the chest.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Polly stays away from it.
-Stoopid paws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a loud jab to the chest. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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+Polly lands a pair of quick blows to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 26 punches, and Parker Polly landed 33 of 41 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Polly scores with a hard roundhouse to the solar plexus!! Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
-Stoopid tries a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a commanding jab to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid gets mad!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Polly throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but Stoopid ducks.
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-Polly tries a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Stoopid quickly backs away.
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+Polly lands a flurry of punches to the chest. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a series of strong shots to the solar plexus. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 31 of 41 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Polly hits with a volley of commanding shots to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
+Polly hits Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid tries to land a right right to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Polly ducks just in time.
-Stoopid tries a volley of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Stoopid launches a barrage of shots to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly solidly lands a volley of painful punches to the ribs! Stoopid covers up.
-Stoopid lashes out with a sweeping right to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly hits with a pair of punches to the stomach!! Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Stoopid rocks Polly with a pair of hard shots to the solar plexus. Polly covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 31 punches, and Parker Polly landed 36 of 39 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Polly lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid attempts a right hook to the chest, but fails to score.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Stoopid takes it in the forearms.
-Polly attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a jab to the chest.
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Polly throws a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
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-Polly launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Stoopid blocks.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Polly scores with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 34 punches, and Parker Polly landed 32 of 47 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
-Stoopid attacks with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Polly hits with a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly hits with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly connects with a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly throws a series of strong blows to the chest.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a pair of blows to the chest.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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-Stoopid charges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but falls short.
+Polly solidly lands a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid tries to land a left to the solar plexus, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly throws a volley of punches to the chest.
+Polly hits with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Polly connects with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 30 punches, and Parker Polly landed 45 of 47 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Stoopid throws a hook to the chest, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Stoopid attacks with a light hook to the stomach.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Polly pokes Stoopid with a furious uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
+Polly pops Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Polly attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid quickly backs away.
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-Polly launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Polly takes charge with a series of punches to the chest.
-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Stoopid throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 7 of 30 punches, and Parker Polly landed 39 of 47 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly looks exhausted.
ROUND 9
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid fires a left hook to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Polly escapes.
+Polly belts Stoopid with a heavy left to the temple.
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-Stoopid lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Polly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Polly hits with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a left to the stomach!
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a straight right to the chest.
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+Stoopid wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a jab to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 42 punches, and Parker Polly landed 31 of 33 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 89-82
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 10
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a volley of loud shots to the head.
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+Stoopid connects with a quick cross to the solar plexus. Stoopid strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Polly can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!
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