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(Heavyweight) Big Boys Fat Master V defeated DeAndre Jordan by split decision: 116-113, 116-113, 113-115.

Match Saturday, August 16, 2014

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Big Boys Fat Master V!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 281 pounds (127 kilograms) is DeAndre Jordan!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Master V solidly lands a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan attacks with a volley of loud blows to the temple.
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+Jordan staggers Master V with a volley of painful blows to the nose.
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+Master V thumps Jordan with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Jordan tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Master V blocks.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan punches Master V with a volley of commanding shots to the temple!
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+Jordan smashes Master V with a barrage of shots to the mouth!
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+Master V hits with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Master V tosses a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jordan probes with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Master V narrowly avoids it
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+Master V lands a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan pounds Master V with a volley of furious shots to the ribs!
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 24 of 25 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 45 of 53 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 10-9


Master V doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Jordan probes with a pair of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Master V hurts Jordan with a quick left to the chest. Jordan ignores it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V jars Jordan with a hard left to the stomach.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Master V hits with a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Jordan retreats to the far corner.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan solidly lands a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan hits Master V with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Jordan hits Master V with a flurry of mean blows to the face.
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-Jordan attempts a pair of left shots to the eye, but Master V deftly avoits it.
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+Master V lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan tattoos Master V with a pair of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Master V doesn't seem bothered.
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+Master V tosses a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan throws a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach. Master V sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Jordan charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Master V stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 22 of 22 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 43 of 58 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 20-18


Master V doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Jordan attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Master V leaps aside.
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+Jordan lashes out with a pair of shots to the nose.
+Master V slams Jordan with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jordan paws a volley of left shots to the chin, but Master V blocks.
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-Jordan throws a uppercut to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Master V takes charge with a volley of shots to the chest.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan lands a flurry of solid blows to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the mouth.
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+Master V lands a series of light blows to the solar plexus. Jordan retreats to the far corner.
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-Jordan attempts a left uppercut to the stomach, but Master V beats a hasty retreat.
+Jordan lands a volley of punches to the face.
+Jordan throws a flurry of solid blows to the head.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan lands a barrage of blows to the mouth. Master V sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Master V attacks with a series of heavy punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 23 of 25 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 38 of 61 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 30-27


Master V doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V tags Jordan with a commanding jab to the solar plexus.
+Master V hits with a series of stinging punches to the chest. Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V strikes with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V hits Jordan with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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+Master V annoys Jordan with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 21 of 21 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 5 of 9 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master V won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 39-37


Master V doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

-Jordan probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Master V grazes Jordan with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jordan attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but goes wide.
+Jordan solidly lands a series of heavy punches to the head!!
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+Jordan hits with a pair of off balance shots to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Jordan lands a series of blows to the temple!!
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+Jordan hits with a barrage of hard shots to the chest!
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+Jordan smacks Master V with a series of heavy blows to the temple.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Master V tosses a series of punches to the chest.
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-Jordan throws a pair of right blows to the nose, but Master V ducks just in time.
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+Jordan strikes with a quick hook to the head!! Master V doesn't seem bothered.
+Master V slams Jordan with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan tosses a volley of nasty blows to the temple. Master V quickly recovers.
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+Master V annoys Jordan with a volley of punches to the ribs. Jordan retreats to the far corner.
+Jordan scores with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan grazes Master V with a series of wild blows to the temple.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 19 of 23 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 40 of 53 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 49-46


Master V doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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+Master V pokes Jordan with a pair of off balance blows to the ribs.
+Jordan hurts Master V with a cross to the jaw.
+Master V grazes Jordan with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jordan attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Master V quickly backs away.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan tattoos Master V with a flurry of hard shots to the chin. Master V is hurt!
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+Jordan catches Master V with a series of blows to the nose!! Master V seems wobbly!
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Master V clocks Jordan with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Master V hits with a series of painful shots to the solar plexus. Jordan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Jordan attempts a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Jordan throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but Master V blocks.
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-Jordan launches a pair of blows to the nose, but Master V beats a hasty retreat.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan annoys Master V with a volley of punches to the eye. Master V retreats to the far corner.
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-Jordan throws a straight right to the head, but Master V ducks just in time.
+Jordan backs up Master V with a volley of painful blows to the mouth. Master V covers up.
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+Jordan thumps Master V with a volley of punches to the face. Master V seems wobbly!
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 23 of 24 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 37 of 57 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 59-56


Master V doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

+Master V hits Jordan with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Master V lands a solid straight right to the ribs.
+Jordan wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Jordan attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Master V hurts Jordan with a jab to the ribs!
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V wakes up the fans with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan hits with a series of shots to the nose. Master V backpedals to his own corner.
+Jordan hits with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan suprises Master V with a flurry of loud shots to the eye.
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+Jordan hits Master V with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Jordan tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Master V escapes.
+Jordan catches Master V with a barrage of off balance blows to the chin. Master V sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Jordan tries to land a pair of right punches to the eye, but Master V hides behind his gloves.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Master V shakes Jordan with a off balance jab to the chest.
+Jordan pummels Master V with a nice left to the chin!!
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan wakes up the fans with a volley of heavy blows to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the face.
+Jordan lashes out with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 24 of 25 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 34 of 55 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 69-66


Master V doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Master V scores with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V staggers Jordan with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V drills Jordan with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Master V smacks Jordan with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 25 of 25 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 5 of 8 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master V won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 78-76


Master V doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Jordan lands a nasty uppercut to the jaw.
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+Jordan suprises Master V with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Jordan lashes out with a series of right blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Master V whacks Jordan with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Jordan lands a volley of punches to the eye. Master V retreats to the far corner.
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+Master V wallops Jordan with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
+Master V throws a series of punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V backs up Jordan with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-Jordan throws a pair of right shots to the nose, but Master V deftly avoits it.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Master V hits with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 21 of 25 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 17 of 33 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master V won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 87-86


Master V doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan strikes with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Jordan lands a series of punches to the eye!
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-Jordan throws a volley of right shots to the nose, but Master V leaps aside.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V wakes up the fans with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs. Jordan sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Master V pummels Jordan with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Master V hits Jordan with a commanding straight right to the chest. Jordan doesn't seem bothered.
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+Jordan staggers Master V with a series of wild punches to the head!
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-Jordan throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Jordan throws a uppercut to the mouth, but Master V stays away from it.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan jars Master V with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
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-Jordan paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Master V escapes.
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+Jordan wallops Master V with a flurry of glancing shots to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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-Jordan launches a straight right to the mouth, but Master V steps aside.
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+Master V staggers Jordan with a pair of punches to the stomach.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan pounds Master V with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 24 of 25 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 30 of 54 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master V won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Master V doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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+Master V rocks Jordan with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan throws a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Master V hammers Jordan with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jordan slams Master V with a uppercut to the face!
-Jordan attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V shakes Jordan with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Master V connects with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan lands a solid uppercut to the jaw.
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+Master V pummels Jordan with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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-Jordan launches a left left to the eye, but Master V hides behind his gloves.
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+Jordan suprises Master V with a pair of stiff blows to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jordan throws a left jab to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Jordan smashes Master V with a nice jab to the stomach.
-Jordan paws a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 24 of 25 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 30 of 61 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master V won the round 10-9

Big Boys Fat Master V is winning the fight 106-105


Master V doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Master V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jordan lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Master V hides behind his gloves.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jordan launches a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Master V ducks.
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+Jordan rocks Master V with a series of wild shots to the chin.
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-Jordan fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but misses.
+Master V hammers Jordan with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Master V drills Jordan with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jordan stuns Master V with a series of nasty blows to the head.
+Jordan stuns Master V with a flurry of stiff blows to the head. Master V asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Jordan lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but misses.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master V slams Jordan with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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Master V tries to attack, but Jordan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Master V annoys Jordan with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
-Jordan lunges with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Master V ducks just in time.
+Jordan pokes Master V with a volley of strong punches to the face.
+Jordan attacks with a volley of painful punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Jordan fires a volley of blows to the mouth. Master V is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master V landed 23 of 23 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 29 of 57 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master V won the round 10-9

Big Boys Fat Master V is winning the fight 116-114


Master V doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 4: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 5: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 12: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9

Total Score: Big Boys Fat Master V 116-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 4: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 5: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 8: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 12: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9

Total Score: Big Boys Fat Master V 116-113


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 4: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 5: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 6: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9
Round 11: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 12: Big Boys Fat Master V 10-9

Total Score: DeAndre Jordan 115-113

Big Boys Fat Master V wins by decision!


          

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