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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester- by unanimous decision: 120-115, 120-114, 119-114.

Match Wednesday, August 13, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a uppercut to the face, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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+Tester- hits Crazyfucker with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right shots to the temple, but Tester- blocks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tester- catches Crazyfucker with a barrage of stiff shots to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Tester- blocks.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the eye, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a left jab to the nose, but Tester- ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Tester- smashes Crazyfucker with a nasty jab to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left cross to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Tester- stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 29-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a roundhouse to the chest, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
+Tester- shakes Crazyfucker with a series of wild shots to the face.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Tester- backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a cross to the chin, but Tester- covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 48-47


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left shots to the head, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of left blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker launches a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left uppercut to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Tester- hits Crazyfucker with a hook to the eye. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 58-57


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- rocks Crazyfucker with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left blows to the temple, but Tester- leaps aside.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Tester- hits Crazyfucker with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 68-67


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the nose, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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+Tester- jolts Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the chin. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 78-76


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Tester- backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 88-85


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a left roundhouse to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a sweeping right to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Tester- backs out of it.
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+Tester- hammers Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 98-94


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Tester- pops Crazyfucker with a barrage of vicious blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 21 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 108-104


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- stuns Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a hook to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker attempts a straight right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker tries a uppercut to the nose, but he's too slow.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 118-113


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-115


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-114


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-114

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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