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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated James Hoooker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Wednesday, August 13, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 354 pounds (161 kilograms) is James Hoooker!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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+Stay staggers Hoooker with a barrage of nice shots to the nose.
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-Hoooker paws a left hook to the eye, but Stay ties him up.
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-Hoooker probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Hoooker throws a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Hoooker lashes out with a right sweeping right to the chin, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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+Stay belts Hoooker with a quick sweeping right to the head!!
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-Hoooker launches a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hoooker launches a series of right punches to the jaw, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hoooker tries a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Stay ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 4 of 38 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 10-9


Hoooker doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

+Stay jolts Hoooker with a painful hook to the mouth. Hoooker quickly recovers.
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-Hoooker probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Hoooker charges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Stay backs out of it.
-Hoooker fires a pair of left shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Hoooker attempts a left to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Hoooker attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Hoooker fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Stay stays away from it.
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-Hoooker paws a barrage of punches to the face, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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-Hoooker charges with a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 3 of 36 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 20-18


Hoooker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

-Hoooker tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Hoooker paws a series of right punches to the head, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-Hoooker lashes out with a cross to the nose, but Stay stays away from it.
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-Hoooker probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Hoooker tries a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Hoooker probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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+Stay catches Hoooker with a loud jab to the jaw.
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-Hoooker fires a pair of shots to the mouth, but Stay stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 3 of 38 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 30-27


Hoooker is obviously tired.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Hoooker fires a pair of left shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Hoooker paws a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Stay tosses a flurry of punches to the eye! Hoooker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Hoooker probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Hoooker fires a volley of right blows to the chin, but Stay stays away from it.
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-Hoooker throws a pair of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Hoooker attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Stay ducks just in time.
-Hoooker tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Hoooker fires a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Hoooker attacks with a right jab to the mouth, but Stay escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 2 of 40 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 40-36


Hoooker is slowing down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Hoooker paws a series of punches to the nose, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-Hoooker throws a jab to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Hoooker probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-Hoooker attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-Hoooker tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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-Hoooker throws a series of right shots to the nose, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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+Stay attacks with a volley of solid shots to the chin.
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-Hoooker throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 2 of 41 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 9 of 9 punches.

James Hoooker won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 50-45


Hoooker looks exhausted.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Hoooker attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Stay steps aside.
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-Hoooker tries a pair of punches to the face, but Stay leaps aside.
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-Hoooker attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Hoooker lashes out with a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Hoooker charges with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Stay steps aside.
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-Hoooker attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Hoooker charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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+Stay thumps Hoooker with a nasty sweeping right to the jaw.
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-Hoooker throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 1 of 43 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

James Hoooker is winning the fight 60-55


Hoooker looks exhausted.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

-Hoooker probes with a left straight right to the head, but fails to score.
-Hoooker tries a volley of punches to the head, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-Hoooker attacks with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Stay backs out of it.
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-Hoooker paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
-Hoooker throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-Hoooker tries a series of right punches to the nose, but Stay stays away from it.
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+Stay wallops Hoooker with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth!! Hoooker doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 1 of 38 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 69-65


Hoooker receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the right eye.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Hoooker attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Stay escapes.
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-Hoooker throws a jab to the nose, but Stay steps aside.
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-Hoooker attempts a series of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stay suprises Hoooker with a flurry of wild punches to the eye. Hoooker grimaces in pain.
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-Hoooker attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Hoooker lunges with a pair of left punches to the head, but Stay leaps aside.
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-Hoooker probes with a straight right to the head, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Hoooker landed 0 of 38 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

James Hoooker is winning the fight 78-75


Hoooker can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.
Stay covers up.

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-Hoooker throws a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Hoooker lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-Hoooker probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Hoooker probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-Hoooker launches a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Stay fires a flurry of blows to the temple. Stay is raining blows! Hoooker starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hoooker can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 2: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 3: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 4: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 5: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 2: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 3: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 4: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 5: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 2: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 3: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 4: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 5: James Hoooker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by a technical knockout!


          

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