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(Heavyweight) Timmy Tester defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 119-112, 119-115, 118-115.

Match Tuesday, August 12, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 428 pounds (194 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester hits with a flurry of shots to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Tester steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a roundhouse to the face, but Tester covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the mouth, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right punches to the head, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Tester hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a left hook to the chest, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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+Tester lands a pair of strong blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of shots to the chin, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 30-29


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Tester blocks.
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+Tester attacks with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left jab to the jaw, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker launches a right jab to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker fires a left roundhouse to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 40-39


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Tester lands a series of mean punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the nose, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 50-48


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tester hits with a series of shots to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker attempts a left to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 60-58


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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+Tester staggers Crazyfucker with a barrage of painful shots to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Tester leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 70-68


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a right hook to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Tester tosses a barrage of shots to the eye.
-Crazyfucker charges with a uppercut to the stomach, but Tester leaps aside.
-Crazyfucker tries a pair of blows to the head, but fails to score.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 80-78


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Tester ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Tester leaps aside.
+Tester fires a series of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 90-87


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the jaw, but Tester ducks.
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+Tester annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 99-97


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester scores with a volley of commanding shots to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left jab to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of shots to the face, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of right punches to the chest, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 109-106


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester grazes Crazyfucker with a series of glancing shots to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of right shots to the jaw, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 119-115


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 3: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 6: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester 119-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester 119-115


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 3: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester 118-115

Timmy Tester wins by decision!