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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Alexsander by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, August 12, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 502 pounds (228 kilograms) is Alexsander!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Alexsander beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands tries a left right to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands paws a series of right blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 41 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of shots to the chin, but Alexsander leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a roundhouse to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of shots to the face, but Alexsander takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right blows to the head, but Alexsander steps aside.
-Alexsander lashes out with a series of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of blows to the jaw, but Alexsander ties him up.
-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 38 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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-Pillow Hands launches a jab to the eye, but Alexsander beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Alexsander ducks.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of blows to the nose, but Alexsander leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of left shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but Alexsander steps aside.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Alexsander steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right shots to the eye, but Alexsander quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Alexsander launches a barrage of left shots to the face, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands paws a pair of left blows to the head, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Alexsander ties him up.
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+Pillow Hands pops Alexsander with a volley of loud blows to the head.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Alexsander fires a volley of blows to the chin, but only hits air.
-Pillow Hands tries a series of right shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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+Pillow Hands annoys Alexsander with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left to the chin, but Alexsander steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left blows to the face, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of left shots to the nose, but Alexsander blocks.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a straight right to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands tries a series of left punches to the ribs, but Alexsander ducks.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of left blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Alexsander beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Alexsander leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of left blows to the head, but Alexsander escapes.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of blows to the chest, but Alexsander covers himself well.
-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of right blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of blows to the face, but Alexsander steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 41 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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-Alexsander fires a barrage of blows to the temple, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of shots to the chin, but Alexsander escapes.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of left blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of blows to the head, but Alexsander deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of right shots to the face, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Alexsander quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 39 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of shots to the head, but Alexsander ducks just in time.
-Alexsander throws a barrage of left shots to the head, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Alexsander backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right roundhouse to the mouth, but misses.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of right blows to the chin, but misses.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left shots to the ribs, but Alexsander leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a cross to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Alexsander steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of shots to the nose, but Alexsander steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Alexsander backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of right shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Alexsander throws a uppercut to the head, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of left shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 36 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands launches a uppercut to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Alexsander hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of blows to the head, but Alexsander deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 41 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Alexsander covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Alexsander leaps aside.
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-Alexsander attempts a series of shots to the mouth, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Alexsander quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands tries a hook to the nose, but Alexsander deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of shots to the head, but Alexsander takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of left shots to the head, but Alexsander covers himself well.
-Pillow Hands launches a sweeping right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a right uppercut to the ribs, but Alexsander beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 41 punches, and Alexsander landed 3 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!


          

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