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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker and Timmy Tester fought to a split decision draw: 115-116, 117-115, 115-115.

Match Monday, August 11, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 428 pounds (194 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Tester stays away from it.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the eye, but Tester quickly backs away.
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+Tester punches Crazyfucker with a volley of glancing blows to the head.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of shots to the temple, but Tester covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Tester leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of shots to the chest, but Tester backs out of it.
+Tester clocks Crazyfucker with a series of hard shots to the nose. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right sweeping right to the stomach, but Tester leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of blows to the stomach, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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+Tester hurts Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 7 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 29-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester hits with a pair of shots to the face.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 39-37


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of shots to the chin, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the chin, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of shots to the temple, but Tester escapes.
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+Tester throws a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 49-47


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a series of right shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Tester annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right punches to the temple, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker tries a right hook to the nose, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 59-56


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 68-66


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a series of left shots to the temple, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Tester escapes.
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+Tester tags Crazyfucker with a series of furious blows to the nose.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 78-76


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a series of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right blows to the chin, but Tester ties him up.
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+Tester drills Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 88-86


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Tester attacks with a volley of quick shots to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 97-96


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of shots to the face, but Tester leaps aside.
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+Tester hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of quick punches to the face. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the mouth, but Tester backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 5 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Tester quickly backs away.
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+Tester jolts Crazyfucker with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 116-115


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 5: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 6: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester 116-115


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 117-115


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!

          

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