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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated alex mallinson by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, August 10, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 339 pounds (154 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 333 pounds (151 kilograms) is alex mallinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left to the stomach, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a cross to the eye, but Mallinson ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and alex mallinson landed 3 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mallinson doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Mallinson leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left punches to the jaw, but Mallinson ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and alex mallinson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mallinson doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a left jab to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Mallinson attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of left shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mallinson doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a jab to the chin, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of shots to the temple, but Mallinson ducks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 26 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Mallinson takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a left hook to the mouth, but Mallinson quickly backs away.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of blows to the mouth, but Mallinson steps aside.
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-Mallinson tries to land a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker probes with a straight right to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but Mallinson ducks.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right blows to the face, but misses completely.
-Mallinson tries to land a barrage of left shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker fires a left uppercut to the jaw, but Mallinson ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Mallinson beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Mallinson launches a left left to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a series of blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Mallinson ducks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mallinson lashes out with a series of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Mallinson hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 21 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the face, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Mallinson deftly avoits it.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a left left to the mouth, but Mallinson ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left left to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Mallinson throws a volley of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Mallinson hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mallinson covers up.

-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of shots to the jaw, but Mallinson steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Mallinson takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Mallinson hides behind his gloves.
-Mallinson attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 26 punches, and alex mallinson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mallinson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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