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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated David James by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Friday, August 08, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 491 pounds (223 kilograms) is David James!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 975 pounds (442 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James launches a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-James throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Stay covers himself well.
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-James paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-James launches a series of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Stay connects with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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-James throws a pair of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-James throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 33 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 10-9


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but Stay backs out of it.
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-James probes with a volley of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-James lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but misses.
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+Stay drills James with a barrage of blows to the head!
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-James attempts a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Stay pounds James with a pair of heavy blows to the chest!
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-James attacks with a sweeping right to the eye, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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-James fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 32 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 20-18


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

-James lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-James attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-James tries a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Stay throws a barrage of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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-James tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-James launches a volley of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
-James attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Stay quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 31 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 30-27


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-James paws a right straight right to the stomach, but Stay steps aside.
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-James lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-James probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Stay steps aside.
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-James throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Stay ducks.
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-James attacks with a volley of shots to the nose, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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+Stay tattoos James with a volley of punches to the temple!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 32 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 40-36


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James launches a left hook to the head, but loses his balance.
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-James paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Stay rocks James with a pair of punches to the mouth. James ignores it.
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-James probes with a series of shots to the face, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-James lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
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-James tries a barrage of left blows to the nose, but Stay steps aside.
-James charges with a series of blows to the face, but Stay ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 33 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 50-45


James remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-James throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Stay blocks.
-James throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Stay blocks.
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-James probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Stay hits with a barrage of mean shots to the chin.
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-James tries to land a right to the eye, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 31 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 60-54


James remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-James tries a volley of punches to the face, but Stay ties him up.
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-James attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Stay steps aside.
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+Stay fires a volley of nice punches to the chin. James seems wobbly!
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-James attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-James launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 32 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 70-63


James remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James paws a volley of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-James probes with a series of right blows to the jaw, but Stay stays away from it.
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-James paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-James throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-James lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Stay hits with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Stay smacks James with a flurry of painful shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 33 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 80-72


James remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

-James lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Stay leaps aside.
-James paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Stay stays away from it.
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-James lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-James attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-James attempts a left to the chin, but only hits air.
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-James charges with a jab to the face, but Stay escapes.
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+Stay slams James with a volley of shots to the jaw. James sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 30 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 90-81


James grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

James is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Stay covers up.

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-James probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Stay pops James with a flurry of wild shots to the chin. James quickly recovers.
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Stay paws a volley of blows to the face, but James leans away and hits back with a shot to the chin. Stay gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 0 of 8 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 100-90


James grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

James is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
+Stay hits with a volley of blows to the nose!!
-James probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Stay tags James with a volley of nice punches to the eye. James retreats to the far corner.
-James attempts a series of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-James charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Stay stays away from it.
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-James probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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-James probes with a series of punches to the eye, but Stay leaps aside.
-James throws a volley of left punches to the face, but Stay ducks.
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-James tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but Stay escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 49 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 110-99


James grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

James is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-James charges with a pair of shots to the temple, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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-James attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-James paws a hook to the head, but falls short.
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-James probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Stay ducks.
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-James probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-James fires a volley of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
-James lashes out with a left straight right to the mouth, but Stay stays away from it.
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+Stay shakes James with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-James attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Stay backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 45 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 120-108


James is obviously tired.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by decision!


          

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