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(Strawweight) Can he do it? defeated Ultra Swatter by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Monday, August 11, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Can he do it?!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Ultra Swatter!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Swatter feints and fakes. (feinting)

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+Can He Do It? throws a pair of wild feints to the jaw.
+Can He Do It? hits with a pair of quick combinations to the temple.
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-Can He Do It? throws a flurry of combinations to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Swatter grazes Can He Do It? with a hard combination to the chin.
+Can He Do It? throws a jab to the eye.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the head.
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+Swatter smacks Can He Do It? with a flurry of feints to the stomach.
+Swatter connects with a pair of stinging combinations to the mouth. Can He Do It? grimaces in pain.
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-Can He Do It? probes with a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but Swatter deftly avoits it.
+Can He Do It? hits with a roundhouse to the face.
+Swatter thumps Can He Do It? with a series of mean feints to the ribs. Can He Do It? quickly recovers.
+Swatter attacks with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Swatter connects with a volley of feints to the head.
+Can He Do It? stuns Swatter with a flurry of light feints to the mouth! Swatter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Can He Do It? lands a ferocious blow to the temple and Swatter's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Swatter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Swatter fires a series of shots to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 22 of 32 punches, and Ultra Swatter landed 31 of 31 punches.

Can he do it? won the round 10-8

Can he do it? is winning the fight 10-8


Can He Do It? doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Swatter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Swatter feints and fakes. (feinting)

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+Swatter solidly lands a pair of nasty shots to the jaw.
+Swatter lands a flurry of shots to the face.
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+Swatter hits with a series of off balance blows to the mouth. Can He Do It? retreats to the far corner.
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-Can He Do It? tries to land a volley of combinations to the head, but misses.
+Swatter hammers Can He Do It? with a feint and then a cross to the chin.
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-Can He Do It? attempts a flurry of combinations to the head, but Swatter steps aside and laughs.
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+Swatter fires a flurry of nice combinations to the face.
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+Can He Do It? fires a pair of hard combinations to the jaw.
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+Swatter backs up Can He Do It? with a pair of feints to the stomach. Can He Do It? hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Can He Do It? fires a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 19 of 33 punches, and Ultra Swatter landed 33 of 36 punches.

Ultra Swatter won the round 10-9

Can he do it? is winning the fight 19-18


Can He Do It? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Swatter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Swatter feints and fakes. (feinting)

-Can He Do It? attempts a series of combinations to the face, but to no avail.
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+Can He Do It? takes charge with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple!
+Swatter lands a volley of solid combinations to the nose.
+Swatter attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Swatter nails Can He Do It? with a barrage of commanding feints to the mouth! Can He Do It? shakes his head to clear it.
+Swatter hits Can He Do It? with a barrage of off balance shots to the temple.
+Swatter scores with a flurry of stiff feints to the mouth.
+Can He Do It? pummels Swatter with a pair of nasty combinations to the chin. Swatter doesn't notice.
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-Can He Do It? fires a series of blows to the chin, but Swatter hides behind his gloves.
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+Swatter pummels Can He Do It? with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
+Can He Do It? tags Swatter with a pair of stiff blows to the face. Swatter doesn't notice.
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-Can He Do It? attacks with a volley of combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 16 of 33 punches, and Ultra Swatter landed 32 of 32 punches.

Ultra Swatter won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Can He Do It? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Swatter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Swatter feints and fakes. (feinting)

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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Swatter hurts Can He Do It? with a series of wild shots to the ribs.
+Swatter whacks Can He Do It? with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
-Can He Do It? launches a right right to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Can He Do It? throws a pair of powerful feints to the nose.
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+Swatter hits with a barrage of nasty shots to the face.
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+Can He Do It? tosses a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
-Can He Do It? probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Can He Do It? thumps Swatter with a hard combination to the nose.
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-Can He Do It? attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Swatter blocks.
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+Swatter rocks Can He Do It? with a barrage of hard feints to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 15 of 32 punches, and Ultra Swatter landed 31 of 31 punches.

Ultra Swatter won the round 10-9

Ultra Swatter is winning the fight 38-37


Can He Do It? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Swatter grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Swatter feints and fakes. (feinting)

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+Swatter pokes Can He Do It? with a barrage of painful shots to the chin.
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+Can He Do It? scores with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Can He Do It? launches a volley of right combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Can He Do It? fires a series of punches to the face. Swatter seems wobbly!
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-Swatter lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Swatter rocks Can He Do It? with a series of heavy combinations to the temple.
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-Can He Do It? paws a barrage of right combinations to the jaw, but Swatter steps aside and laughs.
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+Swatter nails Can He Do It? with a flurry of feints to the chest. Can He Do It? sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Swatter takes charge with a barrage of combinations to the temple!!
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-Can He Do It? charges with a volley of right combinations to the eye, but fails to score.
+Swatter tags Can He Do It? with a series of combinations to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 17 of 33 punches, and Ultra Swatter landed 24 of 31 punches.

Ultra Swatter won the round 10-9

Ultra Swatter is winning the fight 48-46


Can He Do It? is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Swatter grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Swatter feints and fakes. (feinting)

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+Swatter catches Can He Do It? with a nice feint and then a hook to the chin.
+Can He Do It? pops Swatter with a volley of punches to the temple. Swatter doesn't notice.
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+Swatter drills Can He Do It? with a loud feint and then an uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Swatter hits Can He Do It? with a volley of combinations to the chest!
+Swatter tosses a barrage of shots to the temple.
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-Can He Do It? attempts a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but Swatter deftly avoits it.
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-Can He Do It? tries a barrage of punches to the face, but Swatter beats a hasty retreat.
-Can He Do It? throws a barrage of right combinations to the face, but misses.
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+Swatter solidly lands a pair of commanding shots to the jaw.
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+Swatter punches Can He Do It? with a series of combinations to the ribs. Can He Do It? sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Can He Do It? rocks Swatter with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth! Swatter quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 17 of 29 punches, and Ultra Swatter landed 33 of 34 punches.

Ultra Swatter won the round 10-9

Ultra Swatter is winning the fight 58-55


Can He Do It? is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Swatter is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Swatter is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Can He Do It? fires a jab to the temple, but Swatter leans away and hits back with a barrage of combinations to the nose!!
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+Can He Do It? staggers Swatter with a series of combinations to the face.
Can He Do It? fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Swatter slips it and counters with a volley of wild combinations to the jaw!
+Swatter tosses a volley of furious combinations to the temple.
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-Can He Do It? attempts a volley of left combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Swatter attempts a volley of combinations to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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Can He Do It? throws a flurry of right combinations to the nose, but Swatter deflects it and strikes back with a combination to the face.
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-Can He Do It? fires a barrage of blows to the head, but misses.
+Can He Do It? jars Swatter with a jab to the eye. Swatter asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Swatter backs up Can He Do It? with a pair of heavy shots to the nose. Can He Do It? is hurt!
+Swatter hurts Can He Do It? with a series of stinging combinations to the temple. Can He Do It? shakes his head to clear it.
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+Can He Do It? tosses a light left to the face.
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+Can He Do It? throws a jab to the nose. Swatter retreats to the far corner.
Can He Do It? lands a crashing uppercut and Swatter lands flat on his back!!

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Swatter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Swatter attempts a left jab to the jaw, but Can He Do It? backs out of it.
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+Can He Do It? pokes Swatter with a flurry of mean combinations to the face. Swatter sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Can He Do It? lands a quick right uppercut and Swatter is knocked out of the ring!!

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Swatter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Can He Do It? stuns Swatter with a volley of combinations to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Can he do it? landed 21 of 31 punches, and Ultra Swatter landed 10 of 25 punches.

Can he do it? won the round 10-7

This fight is too close to call.


Can He Do It? is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Swatter is slowing down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 8

Can He Do It? tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Swatter feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Can He Do It? throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Can He Do It? annoys Swatter with a series of commanding combinations to the jaw!
Can He Do It? lands a powerful haymaker and Swatter staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Swatter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Swatter drills Can He Do It? with a pair of combinations to the jaw.
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+Swatter slams Can He Do It? with a barrage of nasty shots to the face.
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-Swatter attacks with a volley of feints to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Can He Do It? attacks with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Swatter fires a flurry of punches to the temple. Can He Do It? doesn't notice.
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+Can He Do It? scores with a hard jab to the jaw.
Can He Do It? lands a thundering punch in the nose and Swatter is knocked out of the ring!!

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Swatter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Swatter launches a barrage of left combinations to the temple, but misses completely.
-Swatter attempts a pair of combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Swatter throws a series of feints to the eye.
+Can He Do It? attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Can He Do It? lands a decisive right uppercut and Swatter falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Can he do it? wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Can He Do It? is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Swatter collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Ultra Swatter continue the fight! Can he do it? wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Can he do it? 10-8
Round 2: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 4: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 5: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 6: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 7: Can he do it? 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Can he do it? 10-8
Round 2: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 4: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 5: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 6: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 7: Can he do it? 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Can he do it? 10-8
Round 2: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 4: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 5: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 6: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 7: Can he do it? 10-7

Can he do it? wins by a knockout!


          

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