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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 116-115, 119-113, 118-112.

Match Wednesday, August 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 339 pounds (154 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 419 pounds (190 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a left left to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Tester connects with a pair of shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester attacks with a sweeping right to the stomach. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Tester blocks.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of right blows to the mouth, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester throws a flurry of shots to the head.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Tester ducks.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a jab to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right blows to the face, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 29-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a right cross to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Tester belts Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right blows to the head, but Tester quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 39-37


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester nails Crazyfucker with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Tester ducks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a straight right to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a left cross to the nose, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 48-47


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the head, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker launches a right uppercut to the temple, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left blows to the chin, but Tester leaps aside.
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+Tester fires a flurry of hard shots to the ribs. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 58-56


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Tester slams Crazyfucker with a barrage of painful punches to the chin. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 67-66


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Tester steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tester hits with a hook to the mouth! Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a hook to the temple, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 77-75


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of left blows to the jaw, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a jab to the chest, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
+Tester jars Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Tester covers himself well.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 87-84


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker probes with a roundhouse to the mouth, but Tester steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the head, but Tester ducks.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of right shots to the head, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Tester pokes Crazyfucker with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 96-94


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker throws a right left to the solar plexus, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker tries a cross to the mouth, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 106-103


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Tester covers himself well.
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+Tester thumps Crazyfucker with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tester ducks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but Tester backs out of it.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 116-112


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 7: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 116-115


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-113


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-112

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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