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(Heavyweight) Kinetic defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by majority decision: 115-114, 116-112, 114-114.

Match Wednesday, August 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 557 pounds (253 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Kinetic!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic slams Kevin with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Kinetic lands a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Kinetic thumps Kevin with a off balance roundhouse to the head.
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+Kinetic attacks with a stinging sweeping right to the eye. Kevin seems wobbly!
-Kevin tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic ties him up.
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+Kevin hits with a series of loud punches to the chest.
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+Kinetic connects with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
-Kevin tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin tries a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Kinetic hits Kevin with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Kevin attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Kinetic ties him up.
+Kinetic solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Kevin jolts Kinetic with a volley of shots to the chest.
+Kevin pokes Kinetic with a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 35 of 35 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kinetic attempts a cross to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Kinetic pokes Kevin with a series of off balance punches to the temple. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin scores with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Kinetic lashes out with a series of vicious punches to the eye. Kevin covers up.
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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Kinetic wakes up the fans with a flurry of solid punches to the head. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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+Kinetic tattoos Kevin with a barrage of glancing blows to the nose.
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-Kevin attacks with a right right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Kinetic pounds Kevin with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Kevin pokes Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 31 punches, and Kinetic landed 33 of 40 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kinetic hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Kevin launches a jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Kevin throws a jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kinetic tries to land a straight right to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Kinetic launches a series of punches to the mouth, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Kinetic lands a pair of mean punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Kevin suprises Kinetic with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Kinetic backpedals to his own corner.
+Kevin lashes out with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus. Kinetic doesn't notice.
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+Kevin tosses a right to the ribs. Kinetic hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kinetic nails Kevin with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Kevin quickly recovers.
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+Kinetic lands a pair of powerful punches to the jaw!! Kevin laughs!
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+Kinetic hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 31 punches, and Kinetic landed 31 of 40 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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-Kinetic lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but Kevin ties him up.
-Kevin charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kinetic wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the eye!
+Kinetic staggers Kevin with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Kinetic lashes out with a series of punches to the nose. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Kinetic hurts Kevin with a jab to the jaw.
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
+Kevin lands a flurry of punches to the chest!
-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Kinetic tattoos Kevin with a pair of quick punches to the chin. Kevin gets mad!
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-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Kinetic throws a volley of punches to the head.
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+Kinetic throws a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 34 punches, and Kinetic landed 30 of 39 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Kinetic lunges with a uppercut to the head, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin hurts Kinetic with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Kinetic hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Kinetic lands a series of punches to the chin.
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+Kinetic pounds Kevin with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Kinetic attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
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-Kevin tries to land a jab to the ribs, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
+Kinetic wallops Kevin with a light cross to the temple. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Kinetic hits with a pair of punches to the eye!!
+Kevin pops Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 34 punches, and Kinetic landed 28 of 46 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 50-45


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Kevin probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Kinetic tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Kevin tries a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ties him up.
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+Kevin pops Kinetic with a volley of furious punches to the stomach. Kinetic backpedals to his own corner.
+Kevin tosses a series of punches to the stomach! Kinetic hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of punches to the ribs. Kinetic covers up.
-Kevin attacks with a cross to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Kevin attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic escapes.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Kinetic covers himself well.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 20 of 56 punches, and Kinetic landed 5 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a series of shots to the head.
-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
+Kinetic hits Kevin with a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Kevin attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Kinetic throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Kevin backs out of it.
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+Kevin connects with a series of quick punches to the stomach. Kinetic backpedals to his own corner.
+Kevin hits with a heavy jab to the ribs.
-Kinetic throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Kinetic tries a series of right shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a series of solid punches to the nose.
+Kevin hits with a glancing straight right to the stomach. Kinetic sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Kinetic lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Kevin hurts Kinetic with a series of light punches to the chest.
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-Kevin lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Kevin launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Kevin charges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 32 of 56 punches, and Kinetic landed 18 of 39 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 68-65


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Kevin attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Kinetic shakes Kevin with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic steps aside.
-Kinetic fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Kinetic paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Kevin stays away from it.
+Kevin jars Kinetic with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin throws a left jab to the chest, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
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+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
-Kinetic lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Kevin solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Kevin tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Kinetic fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Kinetic tosses a pair of mean punches to the face.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic steps aside and laughs.
+Kevin stuns Kinetic with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Kinetic fires a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw. Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Kevin attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin pops Kinetic with a volley of punches to the ribs. Kinetic falls against the ropes!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 27 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 18 of 39 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 77-75


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kevin launches a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Kinetic hits Kevin with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
-Kinetic lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Kevin escapes.
+Kevin solidly lands a furious jab to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin annoys Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin probes with a jab to the chest, but falls short.
-Kinetic tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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+Kinetic connects with a left to the temple.
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+Kevin whacks Kinetic with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Kinetic tries a left jab to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Kevin drills Kinetic with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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-Kinetic attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin pounds Kinetic with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kinetic tags Kevin with a pair of punches to the chin. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 58 punches, and Kinetic landed 21 of 38 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 86-85


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Kevin paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach. Kinetic retreats to the far corner.
+Kevin hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Kinetic throws a pair of punches to the head, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Kinetic shakes Kevin with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Kevin covers up.
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+Kinetic wakes up the fans with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
-Kevin throws a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kinetic lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but Kevin blocks.
-Kevin tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Kinetic ducks.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Kevin hits with a uppercut to the ribs!!
+Kevin hits with a pair of furious punches to the ribs. Kinetic ignores it.
-Kinetic throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Kinetic throws a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin solidly lands a roundhouse to the stomach. Kinetic hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 26 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 22 of 39 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 96-94


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic lands a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
+Kevin jolts Kinetic with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. Kinetic hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Kevin launches a pair of punches to the chest, but Kinetic backs out of it.
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-Kinetic launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Kinetic attacks with a volley of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Kinetic lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye. Kevin covers up.
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+Kevin throws a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
+Kevin tattoos Kinetic with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic ducks.
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+Kevin jars Kinetic with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin throws a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
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-Kinetic tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Kevin steps aside.
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-Kinetic attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Kinetic lands a series of painful punches to the nose.
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-Kevin lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Kevin punches Kinetic with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 27 of 59 punches, and Kinetic landed 20 of 41 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 105-104


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kinetic hits Kevin with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Kinetic tries to land a pair of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin probes with a right jab to the chest, but falls short.
-Kinetic tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Kinetic throws a volley of right punches to the face, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin tosses a wild left to the stomach.
-Kevin launches a left jab to the chest, but Kinetic covers himself well.
+Kinetic takes charge with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Kinetic smashes Kevin with a volley of heavy punches to the temple!!
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-Kinetic tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Kevin smacks Kinetic with a volley of shots to the chest. Kinetic grimaces in pain.
-Kevin paws a series of left blows to the stomach, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
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-Kevin fires a volley of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Kevin probes with a left roundhouse to the chest, but Kinetic steps aside and laughs.
+Kinetic rocks Kevin with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
+Kinetic punches Kevin with a series of mean punches to the nose. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic ducks.
-Kevin lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 24 of 56 punches, and Kinetic landed 22 of 40 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 115-113


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: Kinetic 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: Kinetic 10-9
Round 11: Kinetic 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: Kinetic 116-112


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
Kinetic wins by decision!