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(Heavyweight) Quark defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Monday, August 04, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 544 pounds (247 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 279 pounds (127 kilograms) is Quark!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Quark takes charge with a series of hard shots to the eye!
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin tags Quark with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs.
+Kevin smacks Quark with a jab to the solar plexus!!
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+Kevin connects with a series of punches to the chest.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin hits with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs. Quark ignores it.
-Quark probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Quark throws a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Kevin ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 31 punches, and Quark landed 8 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Quark doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Quark probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Kevin slams Quark with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Kevin suprises Quark with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Quark tries a series of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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-Quark tries to land a series of left punches to the stomach, but Kevin steps aside.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Quark punches Kevin with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin lands a series of powerful punches to the stomach!! Quark sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Kevin hits Quark with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Kevin pounds Quark with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 35 punches, and Quark landed 7 of 26 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Quark doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Kevin lands a volley of light punches to the chest.
-Quark tries to land a right cross to the ribs, but Kevin quickly backs away.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin tattoos Quark with a barrage of punches to the chest. Quark grimaces in pain.
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-Quark probes with a right jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Kevin throws a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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-Quark charges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Kevin jolts Quark with a pair of punches to the ribs. Quark is hurt!
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quark staggers Kevin with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin suprises Quark with a mean jab to the ribs.
+Kevin wallops Quark with a jab to the chest.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 33 punches, and Quark landed 7 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye.

Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Quark tags Kevin with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
+Kevin lands a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin throws a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin tags Quark with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin pokes Quark with a left to the stomach!!
+Kevin lands a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Quark lunges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
+Kevin staggers Quark with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Quark attempts a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Kevin ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 27 of 29 punches, and Quark landed 9 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.

Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Quark lunges with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Kevin backs out of it.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Quark lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Quark lands a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Quark launches a left hook to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 6 of 8 punches, and Quark landed 5 of 24 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 49-46


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.

Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin hits Quark with a volley of punches to the ribs. Quark sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin slams Quark with a jab to the chest. Quark shakes his head to clear it.
+Kevin hits with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
-Quark probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Kevin wakes up the fans with a heavy straight right to the ribs.
+Kevin pounds Quark with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin annoys Quark with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach. Quark gets mad!
-Quark charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Kevin smashes Quark with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Kevin tosses a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin hits Quark with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin stuns Quark with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Quark sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Kevin grazes Quark with a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
-Quark probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin tosses a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus. Quark beats a hasty retreat.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 47 of 54 punches, and Quark landed 5 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.

Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Quark throws a jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Quark fires a series of blows to the chest, but Kevin ducks just in time.
+Kevin stuns Quark with a pair of painful punches to the chest!
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 6 of 7 punches, and Quark landed 5 of 24 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 68-65


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.

Quark doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Kevin pounds Quark with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Quark probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Kevin ties him up.
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+Kevin catches Quark with a series of painful blows to the stomach.
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-Quark tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Kevin nails Quark with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin fires a jab to the stomach.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin hits with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach! Quark backpedals to his own corner.
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+Kevin tags Quark with a solid cross to the chest.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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-Quark throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin smacks Quark with a mean jab to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin hurts Quark with a volley of blows to the ribs! Quark ignores it.
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+Kevin scores with a pair of off balance punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 47 of 62 punches, and Quark landed 5 of 26 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 78-74


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.

Quark doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Quark tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Quark launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quark pokes Kevin with a uppercut to the stomach. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
-Quark tries to land a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Quark tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 6 of 8 punches, and Quark landed 5 of 23 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 87-84


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.

Quark doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quark probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Kevin hurts Quark with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quark fires a pair of right punches to the chest, but Kevin covers himself well.
-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Quark ducks just in time.
+Kevin suprises Quark with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Quark laughs!
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+Kevin smacks Quark with a volley of loud shots to the chest.
+Kevin hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin thumps Quark with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Quark tries a volley of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin connects with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Quark tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Kevin solidly lands a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
+Kevin tosses a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin lands a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
+Kevin takes charge with a volley of mean blows to the stomach. Quark quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 53 of 56 punches, and Quark landed 5 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 97-93


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.

Quark doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin annoys Quark with a jab to the chest.
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-Quark tries to land a pair of blows to the ribs, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark probes with a left hook to the ribs, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Quark throws a straight right to the stomach, but Kevin leaps aside.
Kevin tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 6 of 8 punches, and Quark landed 5 of 24 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 106-103


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.

Quark doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Quark is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Quark smacks Kevin with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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+Quark stuns Kevin with a barrage of loud uppercuts to the face.
Quark lands a quick right blow to the temple and Kevin is flattened!!

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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Quark launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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+Kevin shakes Quark with a jab to the ribs. Quark asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Kevin lands a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin shakes Quark with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Quark attempts a volley of roundhouses to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Kevin slams Quark with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Quark covers up.
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+Kevin hammers Quark with a volley of wild punches to the stomach!
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+Quark scores with a right to the jaw. Kevin laughs!
Quark lands a bone crushing right blow to the head and Kevin's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Quark annoys Kevin with a pair of loud shots to the eye. Kevin seems wobbly!
+Quark jars Kevin with a wild jab to the chin.
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+Kevin thumps Quark with a pair of roundhouses to the stomach.
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+Quark hurts Kevin with a pair of powerful shots to the jaw!
Quark lands a brutal right blow to the head and Kevin staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Quark wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Kevin is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.

Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Quark 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Quark 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Quark 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Quark 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Quark 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Quark 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Quark 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Quark 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Quark 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Quark 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Quark 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Quark 10-9

Quark wins by a knockout!