Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\962879.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.Match Monday, August 04, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens fires a flurry of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude throws a pair of left blows to the eye, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
-Im That Dude probes with a volley of blows to the mouth, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Im That Dude annoys Hitchens with a volley of painful punches to the chin. Hitchens sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Hitchens throws a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Im That Dude punches Hitchens with a flurry of punches to the face. Hitchens quickly recovers.
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-Im That Dude fires a right straight right to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Im That Dude jars Hitchens with a volley of wild punches to the nose. Hitchens grimaces in pain.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a right hook to the temple, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
+Hitchens belts Im That Dude with a nice cross to the face!
-Hitchens throws a series of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 14 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 9 of 31 punches.
Im that dude won the round 10-9
Im that dude is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens fires a series of shots to the temple, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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-Hitchens lunges with a flurry of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Im That Dude hurts Hitchens with a flurry of mean punches to the nose!!
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+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a barrage of heavy blows to the mouth.
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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
-Im That Dude throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
-Hitchens lashes out with a volley of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Im That Dude attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Hitchens fires a volley of nasty punches to the head.
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+Im That Dude hits with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 13 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 10 of 29 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens whacks Im That Dude with a series of light blows to the chin.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
+Im That Dude lands a flurry of punches to the nose. Hitchens grimaces in pain.
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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude paws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
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-Im That Dude probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Im That Dude solidly lands a series of strong punches to the head.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
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+Hitchens connects with a powerful sweeping right to the ribs. Im That Dude is hurt!
-Im That Dude tries a series of blows to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 11 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 11 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 29-28
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Hitchens lashes out with a left jab to the jaw, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
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+Hitchens catches Im That Dude with a pair of heavy shots to the nose.
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-Hitchens tries a pair of shots to the ribs, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
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-Im That Dude throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Im That Dude attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Hitchens escapes.
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-Im That Dude paws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Hitchens blocks.
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+Im That Dude connects with a pair of mean punches to the eye!
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+Im That Dude hits with a commanding jab to the eye.
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-Hitchens launches a barrage of blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hitchens thumps Im That Dude with a barrage of commanding shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 10 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 10 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 39-37
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Hitchens fires a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of blows to the head, but fails to score.
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+Im That Dude punches Hitchens with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Im That Dude charges with a right right to the temple, but falls short.
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-Im That Dude charges with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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-Hitchens lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Hitchens throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Hitchens steps aside.
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+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Hitchens tries to land a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 9 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 10 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 49-46
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens suprises Im That Dude with a series of nasty blows to the head.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of left shots to the chin, but falls short.
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-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Im That Dude throws a volley of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Im That Dude hits with a series of hard shots to the eye.
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-Hitchens throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
-Im That Dude fires a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Hitchens fires a pair of left blows to the head, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
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-Im That Dude fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but Hitchens ducks.
-Hitchens tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens fires a pair of left blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Hitchens throws a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 10 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 59-55
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens launches a left jab to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude paws a right jab to the eye, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Im That Dude charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Hitchens hits with a flurry of nasty blows to the face.
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+Hitchens wallops Im That Dude with a pair of stinging blows to the face. Im That Dude grimaces in pain.
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-Hitchens tries to land a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Hitchens probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Im That Dude escapes.
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+Im That Dude hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 11 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 69-64
Im That Dude is slowing down.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Hitchens probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude paws a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Hitchens fires a straight right to the ribs.
-Im That Dude probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Hitchens ties him up.
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-Im That Dude throws a left jab to the eye, but Hitchens escapes.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
-Im That Dude attempts a pair of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 12 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 79-73
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Hitchens fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Im That Dude blocks.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
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-Hitchens attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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+Hitchens hits with a series of vicious punches to the jaw. Im That Dude sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Hitchens charges with a left jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Im That Dude attacks with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Im That Dude pokes Hitchens with a commanding left to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 14 of 35 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 89-82
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Im That Dude hits with a volley of nasty combinations to the eye.
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-Hitchens lunges with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Im That Dude hits Hitchens with a series of strong combinations to the head.
+Hitchens catches Im That Dude with a volley of blows to the face.
Hitchens lands a powerful punch in the nose and Im That Dude staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hitchens paws a left to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Hitchens throws a pair of blows to the chin, but misses completely.
-Im That Dude tries to land a series of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of right shots to the temple, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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+Hitchens lands a series of punches to the jaw.
+Im That Dude tattoos Hitchens with a flurry of nice blows to the mouth.
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-Im That Dude attempts a series of right combinations to the temple, but fails to score.
+Hitchens hits with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
Hitchens lands a mighty left blow to the temple and Im That Dude falls to the canvas!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hitchens drills Im That Dude with a series of painful blows to the chin.
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-Im That Dude probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Im That Dude attempts a straight right to the head, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-7
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 99-89
Im That Dude receives medical attention from his trainer.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude paws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Hitchens stays away from it.
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-Im That Dude throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Hitchens blocks.
-Hitchens paws a roundhouse to the chest, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Hitchens steps aside.
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+Im That Dude jolts Hitchens with a pair of stinging shots to the chin.
+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a volley of punches to the ribs.
Hitchens lands a powerful uppercut and Im That Dude staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Im That Dude suprises Hitchens with a flurry of punches to the eye! Hitchens asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a flurry of furious blows to the eye. Hitchens smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Im That Dude falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Christopher Hitchens wins by a technical knockout!
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