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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 119-115, 119-115, 118-115.

Match Sunday, August 03, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 415 pounds (188 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester strikes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the jaw, but Tester blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of blows to the mouth, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the eye, but Tester escapes.
+Crazyfucker wallops Tester with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Tester nails Crazyfucker with a solid jab to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-19


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester punches Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing shots to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Tester blocks.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right blows to the stomach, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-29


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Tester jars Crazyfucker with a barrage of light punches to the head!
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-39


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a right cross to the eye, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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+Tester hits with a straight right to the stomach. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-49


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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+Tester nails Crazyfucker with a volley of quick punches to the chin. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-58


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Tester leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left blows to the temple, but Tester ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Tester attacks with a barrage of stiff shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-67


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Tester fires a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-76


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the face, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker paws a volley of right blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Tester hammers Crazyfucker with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of shots to the nose, but Tester quickly backs away.
-Crazyfucker launches a pair of shots to the chest, but Tester steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-86


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Tester hurts Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a left straight right to the mouth, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the nose, but misses.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 99-96


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a straight right to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left jab to the ribs, but Tester blocks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a cross to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Tester thumps Crazyfucker with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 109-105


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the head, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Tester catches Crazyfucker with a volley of furious punches to the nose! Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but Tester escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 119-115


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-115


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-115


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-115

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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