Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\962527.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Saturday, August 02, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 1 pounds (0 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
-Hands tries to land a pair of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Hands slams Blerp with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Blerp suprises Hands with a barrage of commanding shots to the eye.
Blerp lands a beautiful left hook and Hands is flattened!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hands lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands probes with a pair of blows to the eye, but Blerp blocks.
-Hands probes with a pair of right shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Blerp tosses a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
Blerp lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Hands's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hands clocks Blerp with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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-Hands lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but Blerp steps aside.
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-Blerp throws a pair of left punches to the face, but Hands escapes.
-Hands probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Hands connects with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Hands lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Hands fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Hands tries to land a barrage of blows to the eye, but Blerp leaps aside.
-Hands paws a right hook to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hands pokes Blerp with a pair of blows to the nose. Blerp beats a hasty retreat.
-Hands tries a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Hands lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Blerp ties him up.
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+Hands throws a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 18 of 52 punches, and blerp landed 0 of 8 punches.
blerp won the round 10-7
blerp is winning the fight 10-7
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands paws a right to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Blerp annoys Hands with a barrage of nice blows to the temple. Hands sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Blerp sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Hands starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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