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(Heavyweight) HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER defeated BOT-162713 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, July 31, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is BOT-162713!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-162713 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Slugger tries to attack, but Bot-162713 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger throws a series of left blows to the eye, but misses.
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Bot-162713 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-162713 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162713 lands a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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Bot-162713 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-162713 lands a volley of blows to the chest. Slugger retreats to the far corner.
+Bot-162713 wakes up the fans with a mean uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Slugger tries to attack, but Bot-162713 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger lands a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-162713 connects with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Slugger backs up Bot-162713 with a pair of blows to the chin.
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+Slugger hits Bot-162713 with a flurry of shots to the eye!!
Slugger lands a resounding right hook and Bot-162713's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Bot-162713 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-162713 pounds Slugger with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
+Slugger connects with a left to the head.
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+Bot-162713 strikes with a flurry of off balance blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 20 of 23 punches, and BOT-162713 landed 33 of 33 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-8

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 10-8


Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-162713 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Slugger is brawling. (inside)
Bot-162713 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Slugger pops Bot-162713 with a barrage of blows to the eye.
+Bot-162713 hits with a series of nice punches to the nose.
+Slugger hurts Bot-162713 with a hook to the mouth!
Slugger lands a crashing haymaker and Bot-162713 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Bot-162713 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-162713 hits Slugger with a volley of punches to the nose!!
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+Bot-162713 fires a pair of punches to the nose. Slugger quickly recovers.
+Bot-162713 tosses a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Slugger lands a volley of mean punches to the temple! Bot-162713 seems wobbly!
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+Bot-162713 punches Slugger with a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-162713 lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Slugger throws a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Bot-162713 throws a barrage of nice blows to the ribs. Slugger falls against the ropes!
+Bot-162713 hits Slugger with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Slugger seems wobbly!
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-Slugger fires a pair of blows to the mouth, but Bot-162713 quickly backs away.
+Bot-162713 throws a glancing jab to the nose! Slugger laughs!
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+Bot-162713 smacks Slugger with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Bot-162713 backs up Slugger with a barrage of stiff blows to the jaw. Slugger shakes his head to clear it.
+Bot-162713 fires a volley of nice punches to the temple.
+Bot-162713 fires a volley of punches to the face.
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-Slugger paws a flurry of left shots to the nose, but only hits air.
+Bot-162713 tosses a series of punches to the chest.
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+Slugger shakes Bot-162713 with a light uppercut to the face!
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+Bot-162713 hits with a pair of wild punches to the temple!
-Slugger throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Bot-162713 backs out of it.
+Bot-162713 annoys Slugger with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
+Bot-162713 thumps Slugger with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-162713 tags Slugger with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Slugger is hurt!
+Bot-162713 tags Slugger with a volley of punches to the mouth. Slugger sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Slugger annoys Bot-162713 with a uppercut to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 20 of 36 punches, and BOT-162713 landed 75 of 78 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-8

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 20-16


Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-162713 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 3

Slugger is brawling. (inside)
Bot-162713 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bot-162713 annoys Slugger with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Bot-162713 shakes Slugger with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
+Bot-162713 hits Slugger with a roundhouse to the chest.
+Slugger nails Bot-162713 with a pair of shots to the nose.
Slugger lands a lightning left cross to the jaw and Bot-162713 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Bot-162713 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-162713 whacks Slugger with a flurry of shots to the temple. Slugger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-162713 wakes up the fans with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Bot-162713 hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Slugger probes with a series of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Slugger paws a left jab to the head, but Bot-162713 ties him up.
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+Slugger smashes Bot-162713 with a barrage of punches to the nose. Bot-162713 falls against the ropes!
Slugger lands a resounding blow to the head and Bot-162713 is flattened!!

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Bot-162713 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-162713 backs up Slugger with a series of punches to the nose. Slugger doesn't seem bothered.
+Bot-162713 hammers Slugger with a glancing roundhouse to the chest.
+Bot-162713 connects with a pair of mean punches to the temple. Slugger quickly recovers.
+Bot-162713 slams Slugger with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Bot-162713 attacks with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
+Slugger lands a strong hook to the temple.
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+Bot-162713 thumps Slugger with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
+Bot-162713 takes charge with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Slugger pounds Bot-162713 with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth. Bot-162713 retreats to the far corner.
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+Slugger fires a uppercut to the nose.
-Slugger launches a volley of blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Bot-162713 tosses a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
+Bot-162713 hits with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-162713 backs up Slugger with a volley of commanding punches to the head. Slugger quickly recovers.
+Bot-162713 shakes Slugger with a volley of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
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+Slugger jolts Bot-162713 with a barrage of punches to the nose. Bot-162713 falls against the ropes!
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BELL
Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-162713 is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let BOT-162713 continue the fight! HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a technical knockout!


          

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