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(Heavyweight) Timmy Tester defeated Crazyfucker by split decision: 118-116, 116-117, 119-115.

Match Friday, August 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 415 pounds (188 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a jab to the stomach, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Tester pops Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the head! Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attempts a hook to the chin, but Tester blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

+Tester hits with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the face, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a jab to the jaw, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Tester ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Tester tags Crazyfucker with a loud left to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 29-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester whacks Crazyfucker with a volley of nice blows to the stomach. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a right right to the stomach, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Tester covers himself well.
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+Tester slams Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the nose.
-Crazyfucker probes with a left jab to the chin, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple, but Tester stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 48-47


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Tester punches Crazyfucker with a pair of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left shots to the head, but Tester leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Tester leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 58-56


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the chin, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but Tester ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of left shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Tester hits Crazyfucker with a pair of powerful shots to the mouth!
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 68-66


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester grazes Crazyfucker with a nice left to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right left to the jaw, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 78-76


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Tester lashes out with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker throws a jab to the nose, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Tester ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 9 punches.

Timmy Tester won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 87-86


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right shots to the face, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
+Crazyfucker lands Tester with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Tester smashes Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the eye. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left shots to the face, but Tester blocks.
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-Crazyfucker fires a roundhouse to the ribs, but Tester quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 97-95


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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+Tester shakes Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of punches to the head, but misses.
-Crazyfucker fires a pair of shots to the stomach, but Tester ducks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tester escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 107-105


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Tester connects with a hook to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 117-115


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 2: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Timmy Tester 118-116


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 117-116


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 2: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Timmy Tester 10-9

Total Score: Timmy Tester 119-115

Timmy Tester wins by decision!


          

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