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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Kinetic by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Thursday, July 31, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 532 pounds (241 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is Kinetic!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kinetic tattoos Kevin with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Kevin stuns Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Kinetic sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Kevin fires a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin throws a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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+Kinetic pops Kevin with a straight right to the mouth!
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic steps aside.
-Kinetic launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kinetic tags Kevin with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kinetic scores with a series of hard punches to the chin.
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+Kinetic hits Kevin with a series of hard punches to the temple.
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+Kevin clocks Kinetic with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus. Kinetic gets mad!
+Kinetic takes charge with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 33 of 40 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin thumps Kinetic with a wild right to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Kinetic stuns Kevin with a series of punches to the nose. Kevin seems wobbly!
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+Kinetic grazes Kevin with a series of punches to the mouth. Kevin laughs!
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+Kinetic smashes Kevin with a volley of strong punches to the face.
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+Kinetic lands a barrage of punches to the head! Kevin falls against the ropes!
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-Kinetic launches a series of left punches to the face, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin fires a series of punches to the chest, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
+Kinetic hits Kevin with a series of quick punches to the head.
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-Kevin tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Kinetic tattoos Kevin with a series of quick punches to the jaw. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Kevin throws a left jab to the chest, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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+Kevin hurts Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Kevin nails Kinetic with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kinetic wallops Kevin with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw. Kevin is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 29 of 40 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kinetic drills Kevin with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
+Kinetic connects with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
+Kevin hammers Kinetic with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
+Kinetic hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Kinetic fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Kinetic throws a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Kinetic hits Kevin with a series of hard punches to the face.
-Kevin attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
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+Kinetic tags Kevin with a barrage of wild punches to the temple. Kevin covers up.
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+Kevin connects with a series of solid punches to the stomach! Kinetic gets mad!
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-Kevin charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Kevin launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 31 punches, and Kinetic landed 28 of 37 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin hits with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin fires a flurry of mean punches to the ribs!
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+Kinetic jolts Kevin with a furious jab to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Kevin launches a right straight right to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Kinetic whacks Kevin with a nasty straight right to the chin.
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-Kevin lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic hides behind his gloves.
+Kinetic smacks Kevin with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Kinetic strikes with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw. Kevin doesn't notice.
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-Kinetic launches a cross to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Kinetic stuns Kevin with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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+Kevin strikes with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Kinetic is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 35 punches, and Kinetic landed 28 of 40 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Kinetic throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Kevin steps aside.
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+Kinetic jolts Kevin with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Kevin jars Kinetic with a series of punches to the stomach!!
-Kinetic charges with a pair of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a series of wild punches to the face. Kevin falls against the ropes!
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-Kevin attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but Kinetic backs out of it.
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Kinetic rocks Kevin with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Kinetic fires a left straight right to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Kevin hits Kinetic with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Kinetic smashes Kevin with a pair of nice punches to the face. Kevin doesn't notice.
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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 29 of 38 punches.

Kinetic won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 50-45


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Kevin paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Kevin attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic backs out of it.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a jab to the stomach.
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-Kevin launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Kevin tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Kevin pokes Kinetic with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin attempts a left straight right to the stomach, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin pummels Kinetic with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
-Kevin launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Kevin fires a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach. Kinetic falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 21 of 55 punches, and Kinetic landed 4 of 8 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin takes charge with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin lands a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Kinetic tags Kevin with a volley of solid punches to the head!!
-Kevin probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Kinetic paws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Kevin fires a powerful uppercut to the stomach.
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-Kinetic fires a flurry of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Kinetic charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a series of light punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin jars Kinetic with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus. Kinetic gets mad!
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+Kinetic tosses a right to the head.
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-Kinetic throws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
-Kevin attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic steps aside.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
+Kinetic smacks Kevin with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin. Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 38 of 56 punches, and Kinetic landed 19 of 41 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 68-65


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin punches Kinetic with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach. Kinetic doesn't seem bothered.
+Kevin hits with a pair of quick punches to the ribs!
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-Kinetic attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Kinetic lunges with a pair of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Kinetic paws a pair of punches to the temple, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Kevin lashes out with a left jab to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Kevin probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Kinetic wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the eye.
+Kevin suprises Kinetic with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Kinetic gets mad!
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-Kinetic probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but misses.
+Kevin hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin pounds Kinetic with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Kinetic sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Kevin launches a jab to the stomach, but Kinetic leaps aside.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Kinetic tattoos Kevin with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Kinetic throws a series of nasty punches to the face.
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+Kevin wallops Kinetic with a hard jab to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 27 of 55 punches, and Kinetic landed 20 of 40 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 77-75


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kinetic attempts a jab to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Kevin stuns Kinetic with a furious cross to the solar plexus. Kinetic sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
-Kinetic throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Kevin tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
+Kevin throws a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kinetic hits with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
+Kinetic connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Kinetic hits Kevin with a vicious jab to the jaw. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Kevin paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Kinetic probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a series of powerful punches to the stomach. Kinetic sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Kevin pokes Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin hits with a hard right to the ribs.
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-Kinetic probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Kevin ducks.
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+Kevin clocks Kinetic with a wild jab to the solar plexus! Kinetic quickly recovers.
+Kevin lands a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus!!
-Kevin tries to land a series of shots to the stomach, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
+Kinetic attacks with a volley of vicious blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 59 punches, and Kinetic landed 20 of 37 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Kinetic is winning the fight 86-85


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kinetic tries to land a series of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
-Kevin launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Kevin hits with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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-Kinetic probes with a flurry of shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Kevin attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic ducks.
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-Kinetic paws a barrage of punches to the head, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Kinetic probes with a sweeping right to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a commanding jab to the stomach!
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+Kinetic hits Kevin with a series of punches to the chin.
+Kevin drills Kinetic with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Kinetic quickly recovers.
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-Kevin attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
+Kinetic wakes up the fans with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose!! Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kevin jolts Kinetic with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. Kinetic sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Kevin solidly lands a jab to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 56 punches, and Kinetic landed 20 of 40 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kinetic paws a series of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Kevin charges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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-Kinetic attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Kevin escapes.
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+Kinetic throws a pair of loud punches to the face.
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-Kevin tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin annoys Kinetic with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
+Kinetic pounds Kevin with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Kinetic tries a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin tosses a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
+Kinetic hammers Kevin with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Kevin launches a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin punches Kinetic with a series of mean punches to the chest. Kinetic laughs!
+Kevin annoys Kinetic with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 19 of 40 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 105-104


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Kevin tries to land a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Kinetic hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Kinetic throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Kinetic hits with a pair of punches to the temple!
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a wild jab to the solar plexus!
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+Kevin hits with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach. Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kinetic attacks with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Kinetic rocks Kevin with a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic blocks.
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+Kevin slams Kinetic with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic hides behind his gloves.
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-Kinetic attempts a right jab to the chin, but falls short.
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+Kinetic connects with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Kevin charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Kevin tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic stays away from it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Kevin probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic quickly backs away.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 28 of 58 punches, and Kinetic landed 21 of 41 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 115-113


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 115-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 115-113

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!