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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated David James by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, July 31, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 487 pounds (221 kilograms) is David James!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 975 pounds (442 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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+Stay rocks James with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-James fires a left jab to the jaw, but Stay stays away from it.
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-James throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-James charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Stay stays away from it.
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-James tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-James fires a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 30 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 10-9


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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+Stay nails James with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
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-James attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-James probes with a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
-James paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Stay ducks.
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-James tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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-James tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 30 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 20-18


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

-James lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-James throws a series of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-James paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Stay pokes James with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
-James fires a flurry of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-James probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-James throws a pair of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 33 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 30-27


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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+Stay lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-James tries to land a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Stay stays away from it.
-James throws a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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-James attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-James throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 32 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 40-36


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-James lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-James launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-James attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-James fires a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-James paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Stay annoys James with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 32 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 9 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 50-45


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Stay backs out of it.
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-James lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
-James probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-James attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Stay hits with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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-James paws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Stay backs out of it.
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-James lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 31 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 60-54


James remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Stay connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach! James hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-James charges with a pair of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-James paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Stay stays away from it.
-James tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stay blocks.
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-James paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-James charges with a left jab to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 33 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 70-63


James remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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+Stay hits with a series of blows to the chest.
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-James tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
-James attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-James attempts a jab to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-James paws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Stay ties him up.
-James paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Stay stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 32 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 80-72


James remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James tries to land a jab to the mouth, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-James probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-James charges with a right roundhouse to the jaw, but Stay blocks.
+Stay throws a series of blows to the chest.
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-James probes with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-James launches a pair of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-James tries a volley of punches to the head, but Stay blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 32 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 90-81


James remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

James is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Stay covers up.

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+Stay throws a flurry of furious combinations to the chin.
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Stay lunges with a volley of right shots to the chest, but James knocks it away and hits first with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
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-James attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the temple, but Stay blocks.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 0 of 8 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 100-90


James grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

James is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-James attempts a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
-James tries a right roundhouse to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-James throws a pair of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
-James tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-James probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-James probes with a left jab to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-James lashes out with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Stay backs out of it.
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-James lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Stay backs out of it.
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-James attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-James launches a right straight right to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-James attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but falls short.
+Stay annoys James with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 48 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 110-99


James grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

James is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-James attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Stay backs out of it.
-James tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-James attempts a series of shots to the head, but Stay ducks.
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-James attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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-James attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Stay ties him up.
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-James lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but Stay backs out of it.
-James paws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
-James paws a series of left punches to the jaw, but Stay ducks.
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-James paws a cross to the eye, but Stay ties him up.
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+Stay pokes James with a barrage of strong blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 49 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 120-108


James grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by decision!


          

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