Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\961890.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, July 30, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 1 pounds (0 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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+Hands grazes Blerp with a volley of strong shots to the nose. Blerp sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Hands probes with a pair of left blows to the eye, but Blerp quickly backs away.
+Hands drills Blerp with a flurry of powerful shots to the stomach.
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-Hands launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Hands attacks with a barrage of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
-Blerp launches a left cross to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Hands hits Blerp with a series of heavy blows to the jaw.
-Hands paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Blerp escapes.
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+Blerp smashes Hands with a series of blows to the temple.
Blerp lands a decisive right haymaker and Hands's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hands fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Blerp steps aside and laughs.
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-Hands probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Hands throws a series of left shots to the eye, but Blerp steps aside.
BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 14 of 52 punches.
blerp won the round 10-8
blerp is winning the fight 10-8
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
+Hands whacks Blerp with a barrage of powerful shots to the face!
+Blerp solidly lands a flurry of wild punches to the mouth.
Blerp lands a resounding punch in the nose and Hands collapses!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Blerp nails Hands with a jab to the jaw. Blerp is hammering relentlessly! Hands's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-8
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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