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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester- by unanimous decision: 119-110, 120-111, 119-111.

Match Tuesday, July 29, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 398 pounds (181 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- solidly lands a barrage of nice shots to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker charges with a hook to the ribs, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of right blows to the face, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of right shots to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 21 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 7 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a roundhouse to the eye, but Tester- leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Tester- lands a flurry of shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-19


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
+Tester- hammers Crazyfucker with a uppercut to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a jab to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Tester- fires a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right blows to the nose, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-37


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- hits with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right uppercut to the head, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Tester- steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-46


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the face, but Tester- backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left to the head, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-55


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Tester- covers himself well.
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+Tester- connects with a solid cross to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the face, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-64


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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+Tester- wallops Crazyfucker with a pair of nasty blows to the chin.
-Crazyfucker charges with a series of left blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-74


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left blows to the eye, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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+Tester- shakes Crazyfucker with a volley of stinging blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-83


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of blows to the ribs, but Tester- covers himself well.
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+Tester- hits with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 20 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-92


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left left to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but Tester- covers himself well.
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+Tester- suprises Crazyfucker with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 28 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-101


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- lands a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Tester- ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-111


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Timmy Tester- 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-111


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-111

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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