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(Heavyweight) Cain Velasquez defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Monday, July 28, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 305 pounds (138 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of left punches to the head, but Velasquez beats a hasty retreat.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right straight right to the temple, but misses.
+Crazyfucker grazes Velasquez with a flurry of glancing shots to the face.
-Velasquez paws a uppercut to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
+Velasquez jolts Crazyfucker with a barrage of commanding blows to the temple.
Velasquez lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Crazyfucker goes over backwards!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a series of right shots to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
-Velasquez attempts a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
-Velasquez attempts a barrage of right blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Velasquez with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 28 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 10-8


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left shots to the head, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker hits Velasquez with a pair of quick punches to the jaw. Velasquez quickly recovers.
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+Crazyfucker nails Velasquez with a off balance uppercut to the chin!
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+Crazyfucker smashes Velasquez with a pair of quick punches to the chin. Velasquez doesn't seem bothered.
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the face, but Velasquez ducks just in time.
-Velasquez tries to land a series of shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Velasquez charges with a volley of left blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Velasquez hits with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
Velasquez lands a slow motion punch in the nose and Crazyfucker is knocked down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez charges with a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but Velasquez beats a hasty retreat.
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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 25 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 20-16


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the chin, but Velasquez narrowly avoids it
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-Velasquez throws a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Velasquez with a strong uppercut to the mouth.
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+Velasquez shakes Crazyfucker with a volley of glancing shots to the jaw.
Velasquez lands a bone crushing uppercut and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Velasquez tries to land a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of right punches to the temple, but Velasquez narrowly avoids it
+Crazyfucker takes charge with a volley of punches to the jaw.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a series of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 25 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 30-24


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez tries a left straight right to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker blocks.
+Velasquez nails Crazyfucker with a series of solid shots to the face.
Velasquez lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Crazyfucker is knocked off his feet!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of left shots to the temple, but Velasquez backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker hammers Velasquez with a volley of light blows to the solar plexus.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez launches a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Velasquez pops Crazyfucker with a loud jab to the mouth.
Velasquez lands a resounding right blow to the temple and Crazyfucker is flattened!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Velasquez with a barrage of nasty blows to the mouth.
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The fighters study each other.
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-Velasquez charges with a volley of left shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker hammers Velasquez with a volley of blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 29 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-7

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 40-31


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker hammers Velasquez with a volley of punches to the stomach. Velasquez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Velasquez charges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Velasquez fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
+Velasquez pops Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the face.
Velasquez lands a ferocious blow to the temple and Crazyfucker drops like a stone!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Velasquez jars Crazyfucker with a volley of hard shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
Velasquez lands a tremendous hook and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Velasquez narrowly avoids it
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a off balance jab to the temple.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left straight right to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez fires a pair of right shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Velasquez lunges with a series of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Crazyfucker hits with a mean cross to the jaw! Velasquez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Velasquez steps aside and laughs.
-Velasquez fires a series of left shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Velasquez tries to land a volley of blows to the mouth, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-7

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 50-38


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 6

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez tries a series of left blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left straight right to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Velasquez hurts Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker ignores it.
Velasquez lands a terrific right punch in the nose and Crazyfucker collapses!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Cain Velasquez wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 5: Cain Velasquez 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 5: Cain Velasquez 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 5: Cain Velasquez 10-7

Cain Velasquez wins by a knockout!


          

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