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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester- by unanimous decision: 118-113, 120-112, 119-113.

Match Wednesday, July 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 402 pounds (182 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Tester- leaps aside.
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+Tester- throws a flurry of powerful blows to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of blows to the face, but Tester- covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of shots to the mouth, but Tester- leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left blows to the head, but goes wide.
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+Tester- wallops Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of left blows to the head, but Tester- stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of left blows to the temple, but Tester- backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

-Crazyfucker probes with a cross to the nose, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of left shots to the temple, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Tester- ducks.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of blows to the nose, but Tester- blocks.
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+Tester- attacks with a barrage of nasty blows to the temple. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- connects with a flurry of heavy blows to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a sweeping right to the temple, but Tester- escapes.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Tester- leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 39-37


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of shots to the head, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of left blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of blows to the eye, but Tester- steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Tester- blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 49-46


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- lands a series of glancing blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a right left to the eye, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right jab to the eye, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Tester- leaps aside.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 59-55


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of shots to the face, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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+Tester- hurts Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the mouth!!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the face, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of shots to the chin, but Tester- backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 69-64


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

-Crazyfucker fires a series of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of right shots to the face, but Tester- backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a cross to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the face, but Tester- leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 5 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 79-73


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a series of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Tester- escapes.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right blows to the face, but Tester- leaps aside.
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+Tester- hurts Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Tester- backs out of it.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 5 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 89-82


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of left shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Tester- staggers Crazyfucker with a stiff left to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of right blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 99-92


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- takes charge with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a straight right to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker charges with a left to the eye, but Tester- leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Tester- ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 109-101


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right roundhouse to the chin, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of right blows to the eye, but Tester- covers himself well.
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+Tester- hurts Crazyfucker with a volley of strong punches to the eye! Crazyfucker laughs!
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 119-110


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-113

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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