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(Heavyweight) Cain Velasquez defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Tuesday, July 22, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 302 pounds (137 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez tries a series of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Velasquez takes it in the forearms.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attacks with a pair of left blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Velasquez paws a barrage of left shots to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Crazyfucker pounds Velasquez with a barrage of solid blows to the eye!! Velasquez seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-9

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 10-9


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Velasquez stays away from it.
+Crazyfucker tags Velasquez with a flurry of commanding blows to the stomach.
-Velasquez probes with a flurry of left shots to the head, but falls short.
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-Velasquez attacks with a series of blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez probes with a left hook to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez attempts a volley of blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 25 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-9

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 20-18


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of powerful blows to the ribs.
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-Velasquez lunges with a right to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker grazes Velasquez with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
+Velasquez pounds Crazyfucker with a pair of strong shots to the nose! Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Velasquez lands a devestating hook and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez paws a left right to the jaw, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Velasquez attempts a pair of left shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez attempts a series of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 30-26


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a pair of light blows to the jaw. Velasquez gets mad!
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-Velasquez lashes out with a right hook to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the face, but misses.
+Velasquez throws a flurry of nasty blows to the nose!!
Velasquez lands a mighty left uppercut and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of shots to the jaw, but Velasquez quickly backs away.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Velasquez attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attacks with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Velasquez fires a flurry of blows to the chin.
Velasquez lands a crashing blow to the head and Crazyfucker goes down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker smashes Velasquez with a nice hook to the solar plexus.
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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Velasquez probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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BELL
Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Cain Velasquez wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8

Cain Velasquez wins by a technical knockout!


          

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