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(Heavyweight) David James defeated Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Tuesday, July 22, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 479 pounds (217 kilograms) is David James!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 300 pounds (136 kilograms) is Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Little Weenie comes out fighting.

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-Little Weenie tries a series of left blows to the mouth, but James deftly avoits it.
+James smacks Little Weenie with a jab to the jaw. Little Weenie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+James annoys Little Weenie with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Little Weenie tries to land a barrage of left blows to the chin, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Little Weenie paws a volley of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+James lands a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Little Weenie throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but James ties him up.
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-Little Weenie attacks with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but James ducks.
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-James probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Little Weenie ducks just in time.
-James tries a volley of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Little Weenie paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but James hides behind his gloves.
-Little Weenie lunges with a barrage of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Little Weenie attempts a right uppercut to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Little Weenie launches a series of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Little Weenie fires a flurry of left shots to the nose, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Little Weenie throws a left straight right to the jaw, but James stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 19 of 31 punches, and Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 5 of 66 punches.

David James won the round 10-9

David James is winning the fight 10-9


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Little Weenie doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Little Weenie comes out fighting.

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-James tries to land a barrage of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Little Weenie lunges with a series of blows to the face, but James hides behind his gloves.
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-James throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Little Weenie ducks.
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-Little Weenie launches a right jab to the head, but James escapes.
+James nails Little Weenie with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Little Weenie throws a flurry of shots to the face, but James quickly backs away.
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-Little Weenie charges with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+James lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Little Weenie lashes out with a series of shots to the temple, but James quickly backs away.
+James hits Little Weenie with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
-Little Weenie lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Little Weenie attacks with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Little Weenie tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but James blocks.
+James lands a pair of commanding punches to the chin. Little Weenie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Little Weenie launches a volley of right punches to the head, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Little Weenie attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but James steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 17 of 30 punches, and Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 4 of 70 punches.

David James won the round 10-9

David James is winning the fight 20-18


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Little Weenie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Little Weenie comes out fighting.

-Little Weenie probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but James ducks.
-Little Weenie attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Little Weenie attempts a right sweeping right to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Little Weenie attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Little Weenie launches a flurry of left blows to the head, but fails to score.
-Little Weenie lunges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but James ducks just in time.
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-Little Weenie probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Little Weenie launches a left jab to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Little Weenie paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Little Weenie lashes out with a cross to the eye, but James blocks.
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-Little Weenie throws a left sweeping right to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 4 of 9 punches, and Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 4 of 68 punches.

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle won the round 10-9

David James is winning the fight 29-28


James doesn't even want to rest!

Little Weenie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Little Weenie comes out fighting.

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-Little Weenie tries a pair of punches to the eye, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Little Weenie probes with a barrage of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
-James attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but Little Weenie steps aside and laughs.
-Little Weenie lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but James steps aside.
-Little Weenie paws a barrage of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Little Weenie tries to land a volley of left blows to the eye, but only hits air.
-Little Weenie attempts a series of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Little Weenie charges with a cross to the mouth, but James covers himself well.
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+James hits Little Weenie with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin. Little Weenie seems wobbly!
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-James tries a series of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Little Weenie throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Little Weenie fires a flurry of left blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
+James wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Little Weenie charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but James steps aside.
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-Little Weenie fires a left hook to the nose, but misses.
-James tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Little Weenie leaps aside.
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+James hits Little Weenie with a volley of punches to the mouth. Little Weenie sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 17 of 32 punches, and Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 4 of 58 punches.

David James won the round 10-9

David James is winning the fight 39-37


James doesn't even want to rest!

Little Weenie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Little Weenie comes out fighting.

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-Little Weenie fires a jab to the chest, but James ducks just in time.
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-Little Weenie attempts a volley of punches to the head, but James steps aside and laughs.
-James throws a series of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Little Weenie throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Little Weenie attempts a sweeping right to the temple, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Little Weenie charges with a left to the solar plexus, but James quickly backs away.
-Little Weenie probes with a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Little Weenie launches a series of left blows to the temple, but James ducks.
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-Little Weenie probes with a barrage of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.

BELL
James doesn't even want to rest!

Little Weenie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle continue the fight! David James wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: David James 10-9
Round 2: David James 10-9
Round 3: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 4: David James 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: David James 10-9
Round 2: David James 10-9
Round 3: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 4: David James 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: David James 10-9
Round 2: David James 10-9
Round 3: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 4: David James 10-9

David James wins by a technical knockout!


          

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