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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester- by majority decision: 116-115, 118-116, 117-117.

Match Monday, July 21, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- slams Crazyfucker with a volley of vicious blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right shots to the temple, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of left blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 7 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

Timmy Tester- is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but Tester- blocks.
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+Tester- hits with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker launches a cross to the jaw, but Tester- stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of shots to the head, but Tester- stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Tester- tattoos Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the temple.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of blows to the jaw, but Tester- steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the head, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 29-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Tester- backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Tester- connects with a series of solid punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 39-38


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- slams Crazyfucker with a glancing sweeping right to the temple. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker throws a left to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 49-48


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the face, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker launches a left cross to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Crazyfucker paws a pair of shots to the mouth, but Tester- ducks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the eye, but Tester- escapes.
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+Tester- stuns Crazyfucker with a series of painful punches to the temple.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right blows to the nose, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Timmy Tester- won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of shots to the jaw, but Tester- ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Tester- smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of furious shots to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- catches Crazyfucker with a jab to the ribs. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a left jab to the jaw, but Tester- backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left shots to the eye, but Tester- ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 78-77


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- throws a series of blows to the temple!! Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a left hook to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Tester- escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 88-86


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- staggers Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left blows to the nose, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the temple, but Tester- ties him up.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 98-96


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Tester- escapes.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Tester- steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left shots to the chin, but Tester- leaps aside.
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+Tester- hits with a volley of hard punches to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 108-106


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the nose, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Tester- covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Tester- ducks.
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+Tester- solidly lands a flurry of quick punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 118-116


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 6: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 116-115


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-116


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Timmy Tester- 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: A Draw.
Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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