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(Heavyweight) Cain Velasquez defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Tuesday, July 15, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 302 pounds (137 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the face, but Velasquez covers himself well.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker smashes Velasquez with a jab to the mouth.
-Velasquez attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of blows to the chin, but Velasquez steps aside.
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-Velasquez attacks with a right straight right to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
-Velasquez fires a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a left right to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Velasquez launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right right to the chin, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-9

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 10-9


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a left cross to the face, but Velasquez beats a hasty retreat.
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-Velasquez throws a series of blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a hook to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Crazyfucker connects with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a left to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but Velasquez hides behind his gloves.
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+Velasquez lands a barrage of punches to the face. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
Velasquez lands a vicious haymaker and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Velasquez tries to land a volley of left shots to the eye, but misses completely.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez throws a right hook to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez throws a left hook to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
Velasquez doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Cain Velasquez wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-9

Cain Velasquez wins by a technical knockout!


          

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