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(Heavyweight) Merty Mert defeated dancing boy by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Sunday, July 13, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 310 pounds (141 kilograms) is Merty Mert!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 243 pounds (110 kilograms) is dancing boy!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Merty covers up.
Dancing is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dancing fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but Merty backs out of it.
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-Dancing attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Dancing fires a right cross to the mouth, but Merty blocks.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 3 of 8 punches, and dancing boy landed 2 of 32 punches.

dancing boy won the round 10-9

dancing boy is winning the fight 10-9


Merty doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dancing doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Merty covers up.
Dancing covers up.

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-Dancing throws a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Dancing probes with a uppercut to the chest, but Merty hides behind his gloves.
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-Dancing tries to land a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 4 of 7 punches, and dancing boy landed 0 of 16 punches.

dancing boy won the round 10-9

dancing boy is winning the fight 20-18


Merty doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dancing doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Merty covers up.
Dancing comes out fighting.

-Dancing tries to land a barrage of blows to the chin, but Merty ducks just in time.
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-Dancing probes with a series of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Merty wallops Dancing with a series of stinging shots to the chest. Dancing ignores it.
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-Dancing attacks with a volley of shots to the temple, but Merty stays away from it.
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-Dancing tries a volley of blows to the jaw, but Merty ducks.
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+Dancing annoys Merty with a solid straight right to the mouth.
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-Dancing attempts a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Merty stays away from it.
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-Dancing probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Merty narrowly avoids it
-Dancing probes with a roundhouse to the nose, but Merty ducks.
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-Dancing lashes out with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Merty leaps aside.
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-Dancing attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Merty steps aside.
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-Dancing lunges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Merty quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 8 of 8 punches, and dancing boy landed 5 of 58 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

dancing boy is winning the fight 29-28


Merty doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Merty covers up.
Dancing comes out fighting.

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+Merty throws a volley of shots to the head.
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-Dancing paws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Merty hides behind his gloves.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of right blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Dancing launches a pair of left shots to the face, but Merty steps aside and laughs.
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-Dancing attempts a straight right to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Dancing probes with a series of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Dancing lashes out with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Dancing lashes out with a left hook to the mouth, but misses.
-Dancing lashes out with a left left to the ribs, but Merty quickly backs away.
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-Dancing probes with a left jab to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dancing charges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Merty backs out of it.
-Dancing probes with a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 7 of 7 punches, and dancing boy landed 4 of 56 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Merty doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

Merty covers up.
Dancing comes out fighting.

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+Dancing fires a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of shots to the eye, but Merty blocks.
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-Dancing launches a volley of right blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Dancing throws a right uppercut to the face, but misses.
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-Dancing attempts a right jab to the jaw, but Merty takes it in the forearms.
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-Dancing attempts a series of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Dancing launches a barrage of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Dancing attempts a left hook to the temple, but Merty narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Merty beats a hasty retreat.
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+Merty stuns Dancing with a volley of blows to the nose.
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-Dancing throws a series of right punches to the face, but Merty narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 7 of 9 punches, and dancing boy landed 5 of 54 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 48-47


Merty doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

Merty covers up.
Dancing covers up.

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-Dancing fires a volley of shots to the mouth, but Merty steps aside and laughs.
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-Dancing paws a series of right shots to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 3 of 8 punches, and dancing boy landed 1 of 16 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 58-56


Merty doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

Merty covers up.
Dancing covers up.

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-Dancing lunges with a pair of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Dancing tries to land a left uppercut to the jaw, but Merty takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 3 of 7 punches, and dancing boy landed 1 of 17 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 68-65


Merty doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Merty covers up.
Dancing throws everything he's got! (all-out)

-Dancing lashes out with a sweeping right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Merty throws a series of punches to the stomach.
Merty lands a powerful left smash to the jaw and Dancing bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Dancing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dancing tries a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Merty punches Dancing with a pair of punches to the head.
Merty lands a resounding blow to the head and Dancing falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Merty Mert wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Merty is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dancing can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dancing boy 10-9
Round 2: dancing boy 10-9
Round 3: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 4: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 5: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 6: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 7: Merty Mert 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dancing boy 10-9
Round 2: dancing boy 10-9
Round 3: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 4: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 5: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 6: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 7: Merty Mert 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dancing boy 10-9
Round 2: dancing boy 10-9
Round 3: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 4: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 5: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 6: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 7: Merty Mert 10-9

Merty Mert wins by a knockout!


          

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