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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated David James by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-110.

Match Thursday, July 10, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 440 pounds (200 kilograms) is David James!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 951 pounds (431 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James attempts a series of right punches to the head, but Stay deftly avoits it.
-James attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Stay stays away from it.
-James throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Stay steps aside.
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-James throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-James throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-James probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Stay backs out of it.
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+Stay hits with a flurry of powerful blows to the mouth.
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-James paws a volley of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 31 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 10-9


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James tries to land a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Stay ducks.
+Stay whacks James with a jab to the solar plexus.
-James attempts a cross to the eye, but goes wide.
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-James throws a left jab to the nose, but Stay blocks.
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-James paws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Stay backs out of it.
-James tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Stay ties him up.
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-James tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 31 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 20-18


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-James probes with a left to the stomach, but Stay leaps aside.
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-James probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-James throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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+Stay punches James with a series of wild punches to the nose. James quickly recovers.
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-James paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-James launches a left jab to the ribs, but Stay covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 33 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 30-27


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Stay stays away from it.
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-James tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-James lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Stay leaps aside.
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-James launches a barrage of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Stay wakes up the fans with a series of furious punches to the chin. James hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-James throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-James probes with a flurry of right punches to the face, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 31 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 40-36


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but Stay stays away from it.
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-James fires a volley of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-James probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-James throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Stay ties him up.
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+Stay hammers James with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-James tries a jab to the face, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-James probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Stay stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 31 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 50-45


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James lunges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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-James fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-James attempts a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-James attacks with a jab to the head, but only hits air.
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-James tries to land a right jab to the ribs, but Stay escapes.
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+Stay wallops James with a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
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-James throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Stay backs out of it.
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-James attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 35 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 60-54


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James lunges with a series of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Stay fires a series of shots to the jaw.
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-James attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-James fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Stay covers himself well.
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-James probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 32 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 70-63


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but Stay covers himself well.
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+Stay lashes out with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs!
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-James attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses.
-James lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-James attacks with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-James tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but Stay covers himself well.
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-James throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 33 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 80-72


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

James is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but Stay ties him up.
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-James launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Stay jars James with a volley of painful blows to the mouth.
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-James attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Stay leaps aside.
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-James fires a pair of punches to the face, but Stay escapes.
-James throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Stay ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 34 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 90-81


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

James is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Stay covers up.

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-James tries to land a shot to the chin, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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+Stay pounds James with a barrage of stiff shots to the stomach!
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Stay tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but James deflects it and hits first with a barrage of light shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 0 of 8 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 100-90


James doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

James is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James probes with a series of left punches to the head, but Stay covers himself well.
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-James lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but Stay steps aside.
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-James lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-James attempts a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-James probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but Stay covers himself well.
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-James attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-James attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-James attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-James probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses.
+Stay hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw. James doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 47 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

David James won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 109-100


James remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

James is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stay covers up.

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-James fires a volley of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-James throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Stay ties him up.
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-James attempts a barrage of left blows to the nose, but misses completely.
-James attacks with a pair of right blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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-James paws a jab to the chin, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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-James attacks with a volley of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Stay tosses a nice uppercut to the temple. James shakes his head to clear it.
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-James throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Stay blocks.
-James throws a volley of punches to the face, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-James paws a roundhouse to the face, but Stay narrowly avoids it

BELL

According to the commentator:

David James landed 1 of 48 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

David James won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 118-110


James remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: David James 10-9
Round 12: David James 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 118-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: David James 10-9
Round 12: David James 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 118-110


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: David James 10-9
Round 12: David James 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 118-110

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by decision!


          

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