Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\957592.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Tuesday, July 08, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 156 pounds (71 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 230 pounds (104 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens charges with a volley of left blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Hitchens lands a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
-Im That Dude lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hitchens fires a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Im That Dude hits with a series of punches to the face.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Hitchens steps aside.
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-Im That Dude probes with a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 9 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 14 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens hits with a furious right to the chest. Im That Dude gets mad!
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-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude attempts a pair of right shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Im That Dude hits Hitchens with a barrage of light shots to the jaw! Hitchens grimaces in pain.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude escapes.
-Im That Dude probes with a series of punches to the face, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Hitchens fires a series of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Hitchens whacks Im That Dude with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
-Hitchens attacks with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but Im That Dude ducks just in time.
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+Hitchens connects with a series of vicious shots to the nose.
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+Im That Dude hits Hitchens with a commanding straight right to the temple!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 10 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18
Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens attacks with a volley of right shots to the nose, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Im That Dude throws a series of mean punches to the temple.
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+Hitchens lands a flurry of punches to the mouth. Im That Dude gets mad!
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Hitchens connects with a flurry of wild shots to the stomach!!
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-Im That Dude lunges with a left to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Hitchens strikes with a volley of blows to the nose.
-Hitchens lashes out with a pair of right shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Im That Dude tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Im That Dude pounds Hitchens with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
-Hitchens tries to land a left cross to the face, but only hits air.
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-Hitchens charges with a right to the temple, but Im That Dude ducks just in time.
-Hitchens fires a right jab to the nose, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude tries a series of punches to the nose, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Im That Dude paws a series of right shots to the nose, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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+Hitchens stuns Im That Dude with a series of stiff blows to the chest.
+Hitchens pokes Im That Dude with a barrage of solid blows to the jaw.
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-Im That Dude attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 14 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens backs up Im That Dude with a hard roundhouse to the eye.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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-Im That Dude fires a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Hitchens blocks.
+Hitchens whacks Im That Dude with a barrage of glancing blows to the mouth. Im That Dude doesn't notice.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Hitchens rocks Im That Dude with a volley of quick shots to the eye.
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+Im That Dude hits with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
-Im That Dude attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Hitchens blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 16 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a flurry of glancing blows to the face!!
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a pair of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Im That Dude escapes.
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+Im That Dude drills Hitchens with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Hitchens probes with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a glancing sweeping right to the mouth.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a left left to the chin, but Hitchens backs out of it.
+Hitchens pops Im That Dude with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Im That Dude probes with a right jab to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 35 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude fires a flurry of shots to the head, but Hitchens blocks.
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+Hitchens connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple. Im That Dude shakes his head to clear it.
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+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a barrage of glancing punches to the face. Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
-Hitchens throws a pair of right shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a series of nasty punches to the face. Im That Dude asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Im That Dude throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Hitchens lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Im That Dude pounds Hitchens with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
-Im That Dude throws a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 18 of 35 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63
Im That Dude is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude throws a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude paws a volley of punches to the temple, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a right roundhouse to the eye, but to no avail.
+Hitchens backs up Im That Dude with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Hitchens paws a uppercut to the eye, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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-Im That Dude charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a jab to the nose, but Hitchens steps aside.
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+Hitchens staggers Im That Dude with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach!
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+Hitchens tattoos Im That Dude with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Hitchens smashes Im That Dude with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72
Im That Dude is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Hitchens attempts a volley of right blows to the eye, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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-Im That Dude paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Hitchens throws a volley of shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Hitchens stuns Im That Dude with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Hitchens lands a series of punches to the eye.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Hitchens escapes.
-Im That Dude throws a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Im That Dude paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
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+Im That Dude grazes Hitchens with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Hitchens fires a glancing jab to the eye.
-Im That Dude attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 21 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81
Im That Dude is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens pummels Im That Dude with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
-Im That Dude tries a barrage of right shots to the eye, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
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+Hitchens tosses a barrage of punches to the jaw. Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hitchens solidly lands a pair of punches to the face.
Hitchens lands a slow motion punch in the nose and Im That Dude's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of combinations to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Im That Dude fires a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Hitchens hits with a volley of commanding blows to the jaw. Im That Dude is hurt!
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-Hitchens lunges with a barrage of right blows to the nose, but misses.
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+Im That Dude tattoos Hitchens with a series of loud shots to the chin!
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-Im That Dude attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
+Hitchens slams Im That Dude with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Im That Dude probes with a series of left combinations to the mouth, but Hitchens blocks.
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+Hitchens whacks Im That Dude with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 26 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-8
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 100-89
Im That Dude collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of combinations to the temple, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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+Im That Dude takes charge with a stiff sweeping right to the face.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Hitchens backs out of it.
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+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a glancing left to the chin.
Hitchens lands a cruel smash to the jaw and Im That Dude hurtles to the canvas!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hitchens tosses a roundhouse to the face.
-Im That Dude throws a series of left combinations to the nose, but Hitchens covers himself well.
-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a series of left shots to the nose, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of right combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
+Hitchens attacks with a flurry of glancing blows to the eye.
+Hitchens throws a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Hitchens throws a cross to the temple.
Hitchens lands a beautiful blow to the head and Im That Dude's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Christopher Hitchens wins by a knockout!
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